Egypt falling because of GAMMA RAY capstone at DUGWAY

The pieces are all out there for this theory to in actuality happenize. You have the incredible gamma ray burst at Dugway where they store the capstone stolen from Egypt by Britain in the 16th century. The pyramids are star maps and tools for quantum jumping and teleportation across the universe(s). Now the Illuminati have taken the capstone back to Egypt where its vibes are stronger translating into mass unrest and toppling of malaprop regimes. Don't forget the Gulf of Aden vortex and the SAO. Strap in and buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy sleighride!