Why does Harry Reid have a black eye?

i dont know but i wish he has a 2nd

I'm suprised he doesn't have them more often.

He tried to feel up Nancy P.

His wife prolly found out about him and Nancy Pelosi.

I swear the two of them look like they've been getting little nip/tucks done, plus they look a little familiar with each other, if you know what I mean.

He got Sha-Papped by John Boner

EVERY COUPLE OF WEEKS ONE OF THEM IS HOBBLING AROUND ON CRUTCHES, GETTING STITCHES IN THE LIP, SPORTING A SHINER, YOU'D THINK HIGHER OFFICE WAS A FULLK CONTACT SPORT.

PROBABLY THEIR ISRAELI HANDLERS GET A LITTLE FIRED UP ON X AND TOSS THE SPINDLY LITTLE FUCKERS AROUND THEIR OFFICE BEFORE BENDING THEM OVER THE DESK AND ASS RAPING THEM, JUST TO KEEP THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.

wouldnt it be cool if they were waterboardeD?

His life partner's cock missed his mouth.

He bumped his head on Obamas boney ass.

maybe one of the thugs that rigged the election for him roughed him up?

choked on a "pretzel"

:dubya:

because I punched that motherfucker

Thank You.

I was about to joke that perhaps his gay lover caught him looking at Obama the wrong way, but THIS rings true.

Those political sick fucks are all into some type of wierd sex games.

Cause he's a fucking geriatric dumbass.

Obama and Reid are into S&M

Maybe a citizen finally offered up some "private justice".

Also when I saw him on CSPAN yesterday, his arm looked like it was in a cast. Yes, I would like to know what happened to him. Maybe last week when he was in China he slipped.