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ARE YOU A BUG CONTROLLED ZOMBIE? Half the world is according to scientist!!

 
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ARE YOU A BUG CONTROLLED ZOMBIE? Half the world is according to scientist!!
It seems a bug called Toxoplasma Gondii has infected half of the world.

This creature has been proven to change the behavior of other animals that it inhabits.

"Toxoplasma gondii is a common parasite found in the guts of cats; it sheds eggs that are picked up by rats and other animals that are eaten by cats. Toxoplasma forms cysts in the bodies of the intermediate rat hosts, including in the brain.

Since cats don't want to eat dead, decaying prey, Toxoplasma takes the evolutionarily sound course of being a "good" parasite, leaving the rats perfectly healthy. Or are they?

Oxford scientists discovered that the minds of the infected rats have been subtly altered. In a series of experiments, they demonstrated that healthy rats will prudently avoid areas that have been doused with cat urine. In fact, when scientists test anti-anxiety drugs on rats, they use a whiff of cat urine to induce neurochemical panic.

However, it turns out that Toxoplasma-ridden rats show no such reaction. In fact, some of the infected rats actually seek out the cat urine-marked areas again and again. The parasite alters the mind (and thus the behavior) of the rat for its own benefit.

If the parasite can alter rat behavior, does it have any effect on humans?"

Are YOU a bug ZOMBIE??!! Prolly.
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[link to www.livescience.com]

Ooops ^^^^^LINK^^^^^^
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Who you calling zombie you fuckin freak???
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Who you calling zombie you fuckin freak???
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I don't know.... do you like cats?
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06/04/2011 11:35 PM
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Who you calling zombie you fuckin freak???
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I don't know.... do you like cats?
zombies
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Cats are dipshits
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Who you calling zombie you fuckin freak???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1409994


I don't know.... do you like cats?
zombies
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Cats are dipshits
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How about birds?
These bugs make snails start to like birds.
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Indeed. You wouldn't believe the things my Parasite Overlords make me do!

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Indeed. You wouldn't believe the things my Parasite Overlords make me do!

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Hmmmmm..... picturing.....
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06/04/2011 11:40 PM
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I have cats, so therefore I am a Zombie...cooool
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Interesting find. There is a fungus that accomplishes a similar feat in Ants.

[link to news.medill.northwestern.edu]
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I have cats, so therefore I am a Zombie...cooool
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I love my cat. I'm waiting to get a taste for brains though.
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Interesting find. There is a fungus that accomplishes a similar feat in Ants.

[link to news.medill.northwestern.edu]
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Fuck me, that is weird.
I'm only half joking about this actually. The chances are that these bugs do cause behavioral change.
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Interesting find. There is a fungus that accomplishes a similar feat in Ants.

[link to news.medill.northwestern.edu]
 Quoting: your mom 1415083


Fuck me, that is weird.
I'm only half joking about this actually. The chances are that these bugs do cause behavioral change.
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Perhaps this is punishment for your criminal ways, dipshit?
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Interesting find. There is a fungus that accomplishes a similar feat in Ants.

[link to news.medill.northwestern.edu]
 Quoting: your mom 1415083


Fuck me, that is weird.
I'm only half joking about this actually. The chances are that these bugs do cause behavioral change.
 Quoting: Instance


Perhaps this is punishment for your criminal ways, dipshit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1409994


Odd comment.....go stand in front of a truck

Looooser
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Interesting find. There is a fungus that accomplishes a similar feat in Ants.

[link to news.medill.northwestern.edu]
 Quoting: your mom 1415083


Fuck me, that is weird.
I'm only half joking about this actually. The chances are that these bugs do cause behavioral change.
 Quoting: Instance


Perhaps this is punishment for your criminal ways, dipshit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1409994


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atm bump
Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus.
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Actually, in all seriousness, if this is transferrable to humans,it could explain a lot of self destructive behaviours.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
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Actually, in all seriousness, if this is transferrable to humans,it could explain a lot of self destructive behaviours.
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I think OP was only half joking here. I'm wondering if any serious research has been done?
Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus.
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Zombie cat urine lover here :)
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Re: ARE YOU A BUG CONTROLLED ZOMBIE? Half the world is according to scientist!!
Simple solution. Eat raw garlic. You won't smell good but you'll be healthy.

Maybe there's something to those told stories of garlic warding off vampires, evil spirits and now mind controlling parasites.
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I have cats, so therefore I am a Zombie...cooool
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I love my cat. I'm waiting to get a taste for brains though.
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Believe me, they don't taste as good as they look.
Give me a bowl of crushed dung beatle testicals anyday.
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I read somewhere that these are a suspected cause of Schizophrenia in humans.
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I read somewhere that these are a suspected cause of Schizophrenia in humans.
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Holy crap! That would explain a few things.
Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus.





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