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BoxerLvr User ID: 859551 Puerto Rico 07/18/2011 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jan 20, 1970 Quoting: BoxerLvrYou are so cheap you wash dental floss. You like to wear velour leisure suits and are capable of stuffing 2 whole twinkies in your...twinkie hole. Hah! I don't floss, and I don't own a leisure suit. I do like twinkies though. 1 out of 3. It is precisely because it is fashionable for Americans to know no science, even though they may be well educated otherwise, that they so easily fall prey to nonsense. They thus become part of the armies of the night, the purveyors of nitwittery, the retailers of intellectual junk food, the feeders on mental cardboard, for their ignorance keeps them from distinguishing nectar from sewage. — Isaac Asimov |
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Daizyblackrose User ID: 1408017 United States 07/18/2011 01:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 02/26/1982 F. Hey Op, Bet you can't guess what's wrong with me. :P Good Luck Trying tho. Last Edited by Daizyblackrose Of Slytherin on 07/23/2011 04:52 PM IMAGE ( [link to i77.photobucket.com] ) I'm here but I'm not, I'm remembered but not seen, I'm felt but never can be held, For I am the wind. ~ Daizy Blackrose(Devona) |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1449863 United States 07/18/2011 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just like that. Quoting: The Doc is in 1449863Wow, it doesn't take much to get all you sheep to just blurt out with the info for an obvious data mining thread. I don't even need your birthdate, I'm this good. You are a dillbrain |
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Lisa From Indiana User ID: 1351524 United States 07/18/2011 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 6/28/56 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 1351524Please tell me my problems... Lisabobisafofeefifofeesa....you unfortunately share a resemblence to the flying nun. I have a microwave that cooks better than you do, and also don't have a lazy husband. But I'm a guy. You are so right about my cooking... and you are right about not having a lazy husband...... because I am no longer married.... He left me.... and later married a great cook... and then realized after gaining 50 pounds... she was not worth it. I am talented in many other ways. The "flying Nun" resemblence intrigues me... I do think that at one time, someone thought that I resembled her Sally Fields years ago... but now I am told that I resemble other actresses since I am now blond. Please tell me more about the "flying nun" religous? and accident prone? If so, that would be somewhat describe me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12684874 United States 03/19/2012 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 6/28/56 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 1351524Please tell me my problems... Lisabobisafofeefifofeesa....you unfortunately share a resemblence to the flying nun. I have a microwave that cooks better than you do, and also don't have a lazy husband. But I'm a guy. You are so right about my cooking... and you are right about not having a lazy husband...... because I am no longer married.... He left me.... and later married a great cook... and then realized after gaining 50 pounds... she was not worth it. I am talented in many other ways. The "flying Nun" resemblence intrigues me... I do think that at one time, someone thought that I resembled her Sally Fields years ago... but now I am told that I resemble other actresses since I am now blond. Please tell me more about the "flying nun" religous? and accident prone? If so, that would be somewhat describe me. well, I'd have to think hard about it. I didn't know you'd made this reply, I got band, but I was the OP, unband recently ( Thx ) Usually, scrying is spontaneous, and not always on point, it depends on the other person too. Maybe I'll do another thread soon for laughs. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3844635 United Kingdom 03/19/2012 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't know why, but I got the image of a little rowboat, a stormy beachfront, gray skies,..blond hair, semi-long, you look like the little Dutch Boy and have a compulsion for cheese pastries. Also, you secretly love accordion music. no ? Not bad reading! I don't have a rowboat though and i don't live near water. gray skies yes (england...), dirty blond hair, not sure which dutch boy i look like but cheese pastries are nice! and i guess i do like accordion music :D <3 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12684874 United States 03/19/2012 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You like gladiolas and orchids, maybe Japanese or Asian art of some type. You'd love to run barefoot in the tall grass. I see a renewed vigor for life, and a careful sense of humor. ..I don't know why I say that, probably wrong. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12684874 United States 03/19/2012 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You were once in love with Burt Reynolds' Camaro. You would gladly wear red cowboy longjohns with a two-button flap in the back, especially if they had footies built-in. You had a tragic accident with a hotdog and were scarred for life, tubular meat haunts your dreams. Your fear of spiders follows the inverse square law, the closer they are to your face, the more frightened you are. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1367105 United States 03/19/2012 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You were once in love with Burt Reynolds' Camaro. You would gladly wear red cowboy longjohns with a two-button flap in the back, especially if they had footies built-in. You had a tragic accident with a hotdog and were scarred for life, tubular meat haunts your dreams. Your fear of spiders follows the inverse square law, the closer they are to your face, the more frightened you are. Do not love inatimate objects but it was a nice car Don't wear longjones or underwear Hotdogs...really?? I like spiders 0 for 4, would you like to try again where the stakes get really high?? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12684874 United States 03/19/2012 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm still waiting. This is the best info we can get from this forum. You think you are the biggest skeptic you know. You should stop the comb-over, it doesn't do you justice, it looks like a tarantula trying to eat an egg in the wind. Don't be ashamed to admit you like Barbara Streisand. Personally, if I were you, I'd skip the sweatpants. Also, if you can't hang on to your keys, try putting them on a hook by the front door. |
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