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Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2011 01:07 AM
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20th July !975
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470931


You have a natural talent for blowing spit bubbles, don't fight it.
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Nup, sorry, U dont have the gift.
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Jan 20, 1970
 Quoting: BoxerLvr


You are so cheap you wash dental floss. You like to wear velour leisure suits and are capable of stuffing 2 whole twinkies in your...twinkie hole.
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Hah! I don't floss, and I don't own a leisure suit.

I do like twinkies though. 1 out of 3.
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Just like that.
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Wow, it doesn't take much to get all you sheep to just blurt out with the info for an obvious data mining thread.
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02/26/1982 F.
Hey Op, Bet you can't guess what's wrong with me. :P Good Luck Trying tho.

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December 21
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Just like that.
 Quoting: The Doc is in 1449863


Wow, it doesn't take much to get all you sheep to just blurt out with the info for an obvious data mining thread.
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I don't even need your birthdate, I'm this good.

You are a dillbrain
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13,04,1977
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One leg shorter than the other, bad taste in music. Been to New Jersey ?
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wromg! laughlaugh
>>>2022<<<
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07/18/2011 07:44 PM
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6/28/56

Please tell me my problems...
 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 1351524


Lisabobisafofeefifofeesa....you unfortunately share a resemblence to the flying nun. I have a microwave that cooks better than you do, and also don't have a lazy husband. But I'm a guy.
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You are so right about my cooking... and you are right about not having a lazy husband...... because I am no longer married.... He left me.... and later married a great cook... and then realized after gaining 50 pounds... she was not worth it. I am talented in many other ways.

The "flying Nun" resemblence intrigues me... I do think that at one time, someone thought that I resembled her Sally Fields years ago... but now I am told that I resemble other actresses since I am now blond.

Please tell me more about the "flying nun" religous? and accident prone? If so, that would be somewhat describe me.
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TODAY!!!!!!
7/18/80
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oct 13th 1980
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6/28/56

Please tell me my problems...
 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 1351524


Lisabobisafofeefifofeesa....you unfortunately share a resemblence to the flying nun. I have a microwave that cooks better than you do, and also don't have a lazy husband. But I'm a guy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1449863


You are so right about my cooking... and you are right about not having a lazy husband...... because I am no longer married.... He left me.... and later married a great cook... and then realized after gaining 50 pounds... she was not worth it. I am talented in many other ways.

The "flying Nun" resemblence intrigues me... I do think that at one time, someone thought that I resembled her Sally Fields years ago... but now I am told that I resemble other actresses since I am now blond.

Please tell me more about the "flying nun" religous? and accident prone? If so, that would be somewhat describe me.
 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 1351524


afro well, I'd have to think hard about it. I didn't know you'd made this reply, I got band, but I was the OP, unband recently ( Thx )

tomato

Usually, scrying is spontaneous, and not always on point, it depends on the other person too.

Maybe I'll do another thread soon for laughs.

hiding
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22/07/1989

thanks!
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03/19/2012 07:51 PM
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May 5
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22/07/1989

thanks!
 Quoting: Jonathan101


I don't know why, but I got the image of a little rowboat, a stormy beachfront, gray skies,..blond hair, semi-long, you look like the little Dutch Boy and have a compulsion for cheese pastries.

Also, you secretly love accordion music.

afro no ?
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May 5
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12510831


You don't like bananas that much.

You'd be happy to wear flip-flops for the rest of your life.

When you eat corn on the cob it makes little squeaky noises.

You wish you had a muscle car.

You are going to have long hairs growing from your ears, the edges.
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Just like that.
 Quoting: The Doc is in 1449863


August 21, 1964
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22/07/1989

thanks!
 Quoting: Jonathan101


I don't know why, but I got the image of a little rowboat, a stormy beachfront, gray skies,..blond hair, semi-long, you look like the little Dutch Boy and have a compulsion for cheese pastries.

Also, you secretly love accordion music.

afro no ?
 Quoting: !saac


Not bad reading! I don't have a rowboat though and i don't live near water. gray skies yes (england...), dirty blond hair, not sure which dutch boy i look like but cheese pastries are nice! and i guess i do like accordion music :D

<3
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3/26
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Just like that.
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12/22/1967...what's my problem?
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Just like that.
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August 21, 1964
 Quoting: PatiencePlz


You like gladiolas and orchids, maybe Japanese or Asian art of some type. You'd love to run barefoot in the tall grass.

I see a renewed vigor for life, and a careful sense of humor.

..I don't know why I say that, probably wrong.
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3/26
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367105


You were once in love with Burt Reynolds' Camaro.

You would gladly wear red cowboy longjohns with a two-button flap in the back, especially if they had footies built-in.

You had a tragic accident with a hotdog and were scarred for life, tubular meat haunts your dreams.

Your fear of spiders follows the inverse square law, the closer they are to your face, the more frightened you are.
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Feb 6 1960
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3/26
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367105


You were once in love with Burt Reynolds' Camaro.

You would gladly wear red cowboy longjohns with a two-button flap in the back, especially if they had footies built-in.

You had a tragic accident with a hotdog and were scarred for life, tubular meat haunts your dreams.

Your fear of spiders follows the inverse square law, the closer they are to your face, the more frightened you are.
 Quoting: !saac


Do not love inatimate objects but it was a nice car

Don't wear longjones or underwear

Hotdogs...really??

I like spiders

0 for 4, would you like to try again where the stakes get really high??
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tell me your problem and I'll tell you what your birthdate is.
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Feb 6 1960
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I'm still waiting.

This is the best info we can get from this forum.
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03/19/2012 08:23 PM
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Is that you... Tracy Morgan!
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Feb 6 1960
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I'm still waiting.

This is the best info we can get from this forum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4907712


You think you are the biggest skeptic you know.

You should stop the comb-over, it doesn't do you justice, it looks like a tarantula trying to eat an egg in the wind.

Don't be ashamed to admit you like Barbara Streisand.

Personally, if I were you, I'd skip the sweatpants.

Also, if you can't hang on to your keys, try putting them on a hook by the front door.
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No....no... chapelle, Dave?? Is that you?
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APRIL 17 74
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Nov 15th 1964
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