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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Astrochik That got pinned - seriously there is something wrong with the forum - this has to be the best thread of the day... As for that poll... Occasionally, but only after an initial toilet paper wipe or two... you forgot: Reminds me of a limerick... Ah yes, The projectile defecating emoticon, is a most disturbing phenomenon. How he conjures distaste, with his bodily waste, cannot be described with my lexicon. Sorry, not Irene related. LOL Last Edited by Astrochik on 08/28/2011 04:27 AM 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | beginagain you slay me!!! 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
BeginAgain User ID: 1515580 Mexico 08/28/2011 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you should give up the medical career and be a comedian... Already did. There's no way I could have finished out 1st year while battling a divorce. Plus, now I have to pay child support and alimony! That's why I'm moving to San Diego to get a job. I'm thinking of going back to focusing on a law degree, even if I have to do it online (which you can do in CA and still take the Bar, fortunately). Dad and brother are ambulance chasers in Vegas. haha! "Rocky... Road?" |
Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I gotta give you come credit, son You may not be Thomas Edison But I'm laughing all night from the poems that you write and that is the very best medicine... 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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BeginAgain User ID: 1515580 Mexico 08/28/2011 04:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I gotta give you come credit, son Quoting: Astrochik You may not be Thomas Edison But I'm laughing all night from the poems that you write and that is the very best medicine... I bet Quizzie and the rest are about to turn on us for hijacking this thread for the second time today! Hahahah "Rocky... Road?" |
Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you should give up the medical career and be a comedian... Quoting: BeginAgain Already did. There's no way I could have finished out 1st year while battling a divorce. Plus, now I have to pay child support and alimony! That's why I'm moving to San Diego to get a job. I'm thinking of going back to focusing on a law degree, even if I have to do it online (which you can do in CA and still take the Bar, fortunately). Dad and brother are ambulance chasers in Vegas. haha! well you certainly have a lot on your plate... i hope you're not irish... You know why there are so few Irish lawyers, right? They have a hard time passing the Bar... 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Slaying is what I do best, like with dragons, whoosh!, sword through the chest! But I digress, I am tame, and in truth rather lame, but who doesn't enjoy a good jest? a very quick wit... I'm sure quizzy would be enjoying this but surely he's already in bed - being on the east coast it's 4:30 there... 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your thread's auto-pinned if you're Trinity To him pins just have an affinity Because he owns the forum and determines decorum and thereby enjoys his divinity... 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for making this so much fun tonight. Great talents you both! See ya later gotta sleep now...East Coaster... Quoting: quizzical I thought I stayed up late - good night/morning - if Irene is too much of a dud, we'll have to morph the thread into something more all-purpose maybe... 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
BeginAgain User ID: 1515580 Mexico 08/28/2011 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you should give up the medical career and be a comedian... Quoting: BeginAgain Already did. There's no way I could have finished out 1st year while battling a divorce. Plus, now I have to pay child support and alimony! That's why I'm moving to San Diego to get a job. I'm thinking of going back to focusing on a law degree, even if I have to do it online (which you can do in CA and still take the Bar, fortunately). Dad and brother are ambulance chasers in Vegas. haha! well you certainly have a lot on your plate... i hope you're not irish... You know why there are so few Irish lawyers, right? They have a hard time passing the Bar... ba-dum-bum-ka-shh hahaha my attempt at transliterating the "rimshot" emoticon lol "Rocky... Road?" |
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BeginAgain User ID: 1515580 Mexico 08/28/2011 04:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for making this so much fun tonight. Great talents you both! See ya later gotta sleep now...East Coaster... Quoting: quizzical I thought I stayed up late - good night/morning - if Irene is too much of a dud, we'll have to morph the thread into something more all-purpose maybe... Then we can mozy over to my Doom Poets' Society thread I created yesterday and resurrect it perhaps? "Rocky... Road?" |
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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 05:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I either do limericks or do poetry "to the tune of" some popular song.... Have you read any of WilliamBanzai7's stuff? His are pretty funny - not doom but political [link to www.williambanzai.blogspot.com] he posts on zerohedge all the time. 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 05:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are new threads for all my convictions I browse through the doom Right here in my room And read all the doomer's predictions 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1510169 United States 08/28/2011 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good morning all! On this remarkable thread you will find doom poems from GLP's most creative minds willing to smack imminent doom down? post a limerick and stick around! Postnote to Irene: a tree branch fell down in my yard last night!! had to pick it up with my bare hands!! It was sooo breezy too! Doom on! |
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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hurricane irene was at best our government's idea of a jest but their steadfast reputation for over-regulation has still not been put to the test 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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Astrochik User ID: 1331439 United States 08/28/2011 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: ==== === == = WHAT IF??? = == === ==== they used IRENE AS A WAY TO ==== === == = PUT IN PLACE = == === ==== THE INFRASTRUCTURE === I was getting ready to write a new limerick and it occurred to me... Somebody already one-starrred it - I have hit a nerve!!! 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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