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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

 
ItsMaKa2
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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

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What in the mother fucking fuck?


wtf
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man thats a cold stiff
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Cum on?!?!?!?!
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
Her name is Felicity Marmaduke?

C'mon..
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
Already posted.

It's a gag.

It's impossible.


(But it is possible for doctors to remove living sperm up to 36 hours after death.)
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
don't you have to be alive to ejaculate?
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01/10/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
FALSE
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

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this can NOT be for real


damned
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damn now im horny
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Satire :)
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necrophilia is still legal in 9 states btw ;)
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

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 Quoting: ItsMaKa2


this can NOT be for real


damned
 Quoting: Salt


It's not.
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01/10/2012 10:34 PM
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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
how would they even know (if it were even real)?
unless they had a camera in the mortuary....
or unless someone caught her....
otherwise, no one would ever know........
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