If God appointed you to end Satan's reign of terror, how would you do it?

I'd tell God to wake up and quit dreaming.

Abolish all forms of babble and bullshit on the planet even Christianity man will never be sovereign until superstition fairy tales and the evil people and beings that use them to control are disregarded as a nonsense.

Id Hire vast crowd of JW's to constantly harras him by sending them two by two to his door every 20 minutes..

That would be enough to stop ANYONE from being evil..IF just to stop those nosy self righteous fucks from showing up all the time.

They are fucking annoying and utterly full of themselves.

Yes..satan would repent if that hapenned to him.

i would build satan his own universe

Bore him to death with scriptures from the Bible?

Yeah, that worked for Jesus;
'Again the Devil took him along to an unusually high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory, 9 and he said to him: “All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.” 10 Then Jesus said to him: “Go away, Satan! For it is written, ‘It is Jehovah your God you must worship, and it is to him alone you must render sacred service.’” 11 Then the Devil left him, and, look! angels came and began to minister to him." Mt4:8
Scored higher then expected here buddy.

I'd find him a Wife of course! That would put an end to Satan's reign of terror pretty damn quick:

i'd deny there was a reign of terror and order another drink.

smoking salvia divinorum

Id probably say just chill the fuck out bro its not that bad. You got your spot and God has his area. Quit torturing people if you are rebelling against God, why would you torture people that chose yuor lifestyle if you are SOOO angry at God you would be happy they joined you. Make hell a party place.

Seriously now because like come on! Life's not that bad Satan we will love you horns and everything.

Let's just all be nice and chill.

Consider: Revelation 2:9 3:9

Go after the Zionist.

I would commit suicide

That's simple, just curse everyone with common sense.

He has a 'wife' already;
. And I caught sight of a woman sitting upon a scarlet-colored wild beast that was full of blasphemous names and that had seven heads and ten horns. 4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and was adorned with gold and precious stone and pearls and had in her hand a golden cup that was full of disgusting things and the unclean things of her fornication. 5 And upon her forehead was written a name, a mystery: “Babylon the Great, the mother of the harlots and of the disgusting things of the earth.” 6 And I saw that the woman was drunk with the blood of the holy ones and with the blood of the witnesses of Jesus." Rv17:3

I'd ask him for the biggest, most bad assed broadsword in the universe. On the sword it would read "in the beginning there was the word.."
Then I'd ask him to point me to the targets..

I'm glad you live in Australia. Please... Stay there.

Anyone else, who want's to "abolish" other peoples rights to freedom of religion... Stay the hell out of the USA. We've got ENOUGH scumbags like the poster above in this country already.

end the belief in satan. then satan cant be blamed.

It is popular to blame sin on Satan but;
"Happy is the man that keeps on enduring trial, because on becoming approved he will receive the crown of life, which Jehovah promised to those who continue loving him. 13 When under trial, let no one say: “I am being tried by God.” For with evil things God cannot be tried nor does he himself try anyone. 14 But each one is tried by being drawn out and enticed by his own desire. 15 Then the desire, when it has become fertile, gives birth to sin; in turn, sin, when it has been accomplished, brings forth death." Ja1:12

Put the bankers in jail. End money lending for profit.

There is only one way to defeat the beast............Richard Simmons.

NO PLEASE, not in spandex!

DGN you are the biggest idiot, Nice job using copywrite pictures and material on your website. I would love to contact the WTBTS and get you shut down.

To kill the lord of Terror, I would annihilate him then destroy his soulstone on the Hellforge with the Smith's hammer....



Then kill his brother once God releases the expansion....


Then do it all over again once the 3rd one comes out....

Do you mean like this?
"Now as soon as the thousand years have been ended, Satan will be let loose out of his prison, and he will go out to mislead those nations in the four corners of the earth, Gog and Ma′gog, to gather them together for the war. The number of these is as the sand of the sea. And they advanced over the breadth of the earth and encircled the camp of the holy ones and the beloved city. But fire came down out of heaven and devoured them.  And the Devil who was misleading them was hurled into the lake of fire and sulphur, where both the wild beast and the false prophet [already were]; and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever." Rv20:7

No, like this:

I'd tell God to get his ass down and sort out Satan himself.

Catch up!
"7 And war broke out in heaven: Mi′cha‧el and his angels battled with the dragon, and the dragon and its angels battled 8 but it did not prevail, neither was a place found for them any longer in heaven. 9 So down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited earth; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him. 10 And I heard a loud voice in heaven say:

“Now have come to pass the salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God and the authority of his Christ, because the accuser of our brothers has been hurled down, who accuses them day and night before our God! 11 And they conquered him because of the blood of the Lamb and because of the word of their witnessing, and they did not love their souls even in the face of death. 12 On this account be glad, YOU heavens and YOU who reside in them! Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to YOU, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time.” Rv12:7

So just pretend he doesn't exist. Oh, yeah that will do it.LOL

Thought provoking theads as always, DGN.