Jesus Was Tall, Dark , Masculine And Quiet With Reddish Dreads.

Okay, but I'll pass on the dreads -- can't imagine a rasta Jesus.

If he was Rasta would he turn my incense into Homegrown ????

And Jesus said " ya all keep the party going "

Dreadlocks were worn by men in the Bible way before Rastafarian ever was thought about, try Samson, hair of snakes were really dreadlocks as Medusa. also Mosses, Men who locked their hair are to be judged twice as hard as men who didnt lock their hair. If they sined they were to be punished twice as hard, it was their choice to their God.

I can...then my theory of being closer to God when I'm stoned...is proven! Hooray Rasta Jesus!

what and why would there be twice the punishment for dreads?

supporting scripture?

It was a promise to God by the men who locked their hair, they were so sure they would follow God that they wanted to be judged twice as hard if they sin-ed.

I did research on dreadlocks, proving the rastafarians didnt start the dreading of hair, even pictures on Egyptians wore dreadlocks, but only the Royals were to wear them

Left to its own devices, hair forms a singular dread-lock that flatly covers the back of the head in such a way that it offers significant protection from brain stem injury. Most biblical characters would have been smart enough to realize this.

So he looked something like this?

[link to images.wikia.com]

Was he on dope

The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus.

"There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua [Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"

He is RASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

President of Judea?????????? Totally fake. Show me one classical historian who believs this.

Monster where can I find the info on dreads that you said? Im a dreaded brother so it's in my interest