Who pees in their shower?

A tad too territorial, aren't you? Never got in conflict with the canines?

why do you want to know douchebag?

Who wants to know douchebag?

I did it until I realized, one day, that when I get old and lose my mind, it will come down to habit. If I'm in the habit of peeing in the shower then I'll do it in front of people (caretaker, daughter). Yuck how repulsive is that to do to someone in the future?

So I'm training myself not to. My really old father totally lost his mental faculties but never lost his potty control. Thank god for that.

screw that, i wanna know who poops in their sink.

Madonna does, she says i cures athletes feet.

you does?

"it" just a typo

Actually, I'd prefer not to know that information. It leads to undesirable visualizations.

. an old farmer named mike white once told me. (real slow country voice)

piss on ya feet, two times a week. ya feet wont stink.

Exactly, wtf even thinks of that shit.


Pun intended.

I once farted, shit, peed, sneezed, coughed, and puked at the same time. It was like the perfect storm, only happens once in a lifetime.

iI shave, brush my teeth, and piss too, all in the shower.
It's like one stop shopping.

How hammered were you?

Yes because your cheap a/c ass is so enlightened, gag on anything so socially devoid as small talk. Let me guess, your interpretation of an eloquent evening would include philosophy, quantum physics, and boarding school banter? Please, eat the lead...

Right. They act like they get so offended by this type of talk they stop socializing, yet come into this thread and even comment.

I wasn't drinking. I had an upset stomach and drank some Malox (gives me the squirts).

While standing in the shower I started to pee, then of course farted, followed by an anal seepage (wet shit). I coughed then sneezed and puked chunks.

I remember having to scoop up the chunks because I didn't want to clog the drain.

It will happen to you someday. Better hope is in the shower.

I've never peed in the shower. It's always been a habit of mine to pee in the toilet just before I get in the shower, so I've never had to go while showering. I heard about it curing athlete's foot a long time ago. I've never had athlete's foot or any type of toenail fungus, but I would probably try the urine cure if I did. Not sure I would pee in the shower though. Seems more likely I would pee in a container, dip a paper towel in it and rub it on my foot.

I've heard of mothers taking their baby's urine soaked diapers and rubbing it in the baby's mouth to cure their thrush. It's an old folk remedy.

I actually had a male relative whose doctor advised him to pee in the shower on his feet -- apparently it cures athletes foot -- and he swears it works.... just saying

Last Edited by DeplorableTexian on 06/12/2012 11:39 PM

Lol, it happened to me once. I was sick and decided to go out and drink anyways. Ended up in front of the toilet puking at like 3 am and then made a huge mess. Lost all control while throwing my guts up.

Not my proudest moment.

I bathe in the toilet,
I piss in the sink;
I poop in the washer,
and take a big drink.

I run around naked,
I haven't a clue;
My breath smells like garlic,
What more can I do?

You achieved the perfect storm my friend. Savor that moment for it will never happen again.

LMAO, I hope not. I was not even in my house, nor did I know the girl's apartment I was at. I cleaned up best I could, lmao. She was a bitch anyways. I am just glad that prevented me from blackout hooking up with her. Maybe a blessing in disguise? I probably would have got hep c or some shit but instead had the most embarrassing moment of my life.

not dump?

try dump

I have a problem with the shower, but the sink is fine.

I always pee in the shower, sometimes on my honey if he gets in when hes not welcome. I laugh so hard!

question is, do you pee in the pool?