| Users Online Now: 1,226 (Who's On?) | Visitors Today: 350,336 | |
| Pageviews Today: 456,633 | Threads Today: 149 | Posts Today: 1,693 |
| 03:58 AM | ||
| Users Online Now: 1,226 (Who's On?) | Visitors Today: 350,336 | |
| Pageviews Today: 456,633 | Threads Today: 149 | Posts Today: 1,693 |
| 03:58 AM | ||
DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20561818  United States07/31/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1391964 United States07/31/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Charlie Scene  User ID: 15739868 United States07/31/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover. All worthy endeavors have the possibility of negative consequences attached man... bravo for your bravery in the face of danger! I do it for the people bud, I do it for the people.  |
| Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States07/31/2012 06:57 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21011615 United States07/31/2012 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 7.5 acres Quoting: Evil_Twin I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas. The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't. This is complicated stuff! I only have 5, and with the drought, I've let the goats and the horses mow the lawn for me all this summer. It's rough and sweaty work directing them where to graze, and I have to explain that to my wife while I'm yelling at them from my lawn chair. |
| Taking Suggestions User ID: 20014279 United States07/31/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover. I've discovered by accident is that to prevent hangover, drink 2 large cups of water and hope you don't piss in the bed. As for your first point, spot on! To Metabolize one C2H60 (ethyl alcohol) molecule, two H20 (water) molecules are required. The hangover headache is mostly dehydration. So it may not be any fun, but drinking water while getting shitfaced is important! [link to hamsnetwork.org] |
| Charlie Scene User ID: 15739868 United States07/31/2012 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 7.5 acres Quoting: Evil_Twin I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas. The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't. This is complicated stuff! I only have 5, and with the drought, I've let the goats and the horses mow the lawn for me all this summer. It's rough and sweaty work directing them where to graze, and I have to explain that to my wife while I'm yelling at them from my lawn chair.  |
| Sparrow and Medicine User ID: 20900548  United Kingdom07/31/2012 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Charlie Scene User ID: 15739868 United States07/31/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States07/31/2012 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 7.5 acres Quoting: Evil_Twin I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas. The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't. This is complicated stuff! I only have 5, and with the drought, I've let the goats and the horses mow the lawn for me all this summer. It's rough and sweaty work directing them where to graze, and I have to explain that to my wife while I'm yelling at them from my lawn chair. I'm sorry you married a city girl, brother!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20904121 United States07/31/2012 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 2511238 United States07/31/2012 07:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Truth is out there, my friend. I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see. ^Zealot^ I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800  The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
| Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States07/31/2012 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10633156  Canada07/31/2012 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Truth is out there, my friend. I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see. ET, or else you might wake up with the bedroom light being turned on, lmao! "What the hell are you doing? What are all these beer cans doing in here? I thought your were gonna mow the yard? get your assup and clean up this mess! Woman walks away muttering,"I have a drunk on my hands. Lord, what have I done?"  |
| Dervish User ID: 1398973  South Africa07/31/2012 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States07/31/2012 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Truth is out there, my friend. I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see. ET, or else you might wake up with the bedroom light being turned on, lmao! "What the hell are you doing? What are all these beer cans doing in here? I thought your were gonna mow the yard? get your assup and clean up this mess! Woman walks away muttering,"I have a drunk on my hands. Lord, what have I done?" No worries, I'm gonna jump her bones in a minute, and I don't leave beer cans in the bedroom, lol! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20776793  Mexico07/31/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10633156 Canada07/31/2012 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Truth is out there, my friend. I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see. ET, or else you might wake up with the bedroom light being turned on, lmao! "What the hell are you doing? What are all these beer cans doing in here? I thought your were gonna mow the yard? get your assup and clean up this mess! Woman walks away muttering,"I have a drunk on my hands. Lord, what have I done?" No worries, I'm gonna jump her bones in a minute, and I don't leave beer cans in the bedroom, lol! Hey ET, looks like Dervish might have an idea there. Look above, lol! |
| barbarian66 User ID: 1562578 United States07/31/2012 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| PapaMidnite User ID: 15828452 United States07/31/2012 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| RedDawnPost User ID: 15731848 United States07/31/2012 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "To harm another, is to harm ones self." ~Socrates "Love your brother like your soul, guard him like the pupil of your eye." Alternative News: [link to www.reddawnpost.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19250959  Belgium07/31/2012 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6669575 United States07/31/2012 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Rabid_Wolf User ID: 20828505 United States07/31/2012 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have found that 3-4 beers prior to mowing with the addition of one of those cup-holding hats (and attached straws) with 2, 24oz cups filled with beer, seems to do just fine for the acre I push mow. You may need to bring an additional 6-pack cooler on your tractor....just in case....  Oh, and a 40oz bag of cooked bacon! |
| LonghairKing User ID: 2233743 United States07/31/2012 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20810293  Australia07/31/2012 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 07/31/2012 09:24 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! :CATman7: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6414988 United States07/31/2012 09:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| FHL(C) User ID: 21019569  China07/31/2012 09:28 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In China they dont use powered lawn mower much at all(although whippersnippers are becoming popular), and the beer is only just becoming a cold delight on a hot day(warm beer drinking i blame on the brit influence from Hong Kong, still i would say that those who consume their beer before they mow are healthier and fitter than those who do so afterward, imo. YAHshua the sound of His Name in English, YAH is short form of YHVH, Bible.PRAYERBOOK.Praisebook DOWNLOADs [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] [link to pdfhost.io (secure)] [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] |
| ExpertOfSound User ID: 1779676 United States07/31/2012 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6 Don't worry I'm a beerologist. "...late last night, a man was found along side the road after what appears to be the burnt remains of a riding lawn mower sitting next to him. Because of the extent of injuries, the body has not yet been identified." GREAT minds talk about IDEAS AVERAGE minds talk about EVENTS SMALL minds talk about PEOPLE Racism is a crime against humanity. “A good scientist is a person in whom the childhood quality of perennial curiosity lingers on. Once he gets an answer, he has other questions.” ~Frederick Seitz There are MORE water molecules in 1 glass of tap water than there are glasses of tap water in EVERY OCEAN ON EARTH. Thread: THE TRUTH about the "Ancient Astronaut Theory" and Ancient Aliens TV Show AGENDA! |
