Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence:

1. Start looking for "things that seem different" about the sun and moon. "Is the moon in a different place than it used to be?" "Does sunlight feel somehow different now than when we were kids?"

2. Start looking for "chemtrails" in every air contrail.

3. Start looking for "Nibiru" in every photo of outer space.

4. Start looking for "Morgellon's" in every itchy spot on their unwashed body.

5. Start looking for TEOTWAWKI in every news story about every country in the Middle East.

6. Post countless links about the horrors of GMOs and artificial sweeteners, even though you've made no effort to stop eating them yourself.

7. Make posts that no one will read (like "Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence")

8. Make snarky one-sentence comebacks to long, well-thought-out posts (like "Top ten ways for a doomtard to relieve the miserably crippling boredom of his/her pointless, wasted existence")

9. Porn.

10. Porn.