I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once

Sounds like you have an impossible GF. I had one like that before. She would like the bitch and argue about everything. It got to the point that if I didn't argue she would want to argue about that.

She also had this amazing ability to bring up something from the past when I actually did do something wrong, which meant she knew she was wrong this time but wasn't going to let it go. She could recite past events like it was being played off of a recorder.

I think back now and realize she had PMS 2 weeks before and 2 weeks after every period.

LOL

Hell hath no fury like Kotex

I learned how to dodge candles, picture frames and whatever wasn't nailed down while packing her overnight bag. All while the bitching continued. Then it kept going.. all the way to the car and throughout the drive to her relatives house. The police came sometimes,

oh fun days

Some chicks are flat out fuckin psycho. Let me rephrase that...most chicks are psycho.

I dated a bunch of hot chicks. I got to the point where I flat out told them " look, the fact that were dating means that you're being interviewed as the potential mother of my future children. If I see anything from you that is impure, if you lie, if you flirt, if you are a dirtbag, etc etc..then its off. And I won't accept any double standards. If you have guy buddies then I will have female buddies."

Some chicks instantly reverted into marry poplins cause they wanted a family. Some chicks tried to hide their nefarious character. Some chicks are just as dumb as my dog.

They don't want shit laid out in a concrete logical pattern. They thrive on emotional chaos because they are victims of their hormones. They don't want mental stability. They just want to cry like a psycho bitch and they expect you to tolerate it.

My advice is kick their flabby ass to the curb at the first sign. You'll go through two hundred dumb bitchez like I did but eventually a good one will turn up.

Women in essence just want their own way. They're control freaks who want easy access to A) your dick & B) your credit card. If you try to set boundaries and negotiations into a fair deal for yourself, you'll see how fast she'll jump on someone else.

Wisdom.

Just be sure to put energy into making those magical emotional moments. Life is like building a boat, and sailing it.

very weird relationship you have ...

We always managed everything by talking things over. You know, old fashioned conversation.