HOLIDAY DRIVING 101 * For fucking idiots

Do not walk behind a moving vehicle. It's still a fucking moving vehicle.

Do not look for shit in your car when you're stopped at a stop light. Look at the light.

Do not speed up to cut off a person from pulling in front of you, they'll wreck your fucking car and tie up more traffic.

If you're going to block incoming traffic and you see in your rear view mirror everyone else blocking oncoming traffic, go around the goddamn traffic.

If you missed your turn, don't block traffic by trying to get into another lane. It was your mistake, only you should pay for it.

If you're about to go through a yellow light, don't goddamn stop. Red is for stopping.

There are shortcuts in every town, don't take them, they're mine.




Please feel free to add your advise.