I smoke weed at work. Problem?

Are there any positions available?

Good lad

Only if you are operating dangerous machinery.

Truck driver.

U smoke trees, play temple run and drive at the same time, IM CnALLING U OUT BITCH

I used to work in residential construction, and this roofing crew that often sub-contracted to do the shingling, would be high all day. Ever break they'd be in their truck smoking up, then back up on the roof. No one ever got hurt and they worked at a good pace did a great job too

Get High, Work High, Get High-end Results.

it's not just anyone who can do what you do

Not so fast kangaroo trapper. I get high, drive to destination A, and while people unload my rig I whip out my phone and get high scores, high.

Good thing im not your boss.

FIRED!!!

Pay no attention... our new pot czar.

it's only cool if you share....

No - THANK YOU. Soon enough one less moran to pay for at old age.

plz smoke more!

Last time I shared a j we got busted by the cops. Smoking buddies are a liability.

Depends where you work!

U have the dream job then. Shit I work my ass off when Im high

Live right son............

You have been reported you irresponsible bastard.

Good man! You can have any job and work high. The key is blazing before work even if just for the principle that youre working for the man on cloud 9.

Not one accident in 17 years of service. Tell me how cannabis affects motor sensory movement again?

it delays your reflex....

so it increases your risk of hazard

just because you have been lucky thus far doesnt mean you are invincible!

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Last Edited by PC Tech Nerd on 03/28/2013 06:40 AM

The big question is...what kind of truck!?

you still get a charge of DUI 10-85 and impound your vehicle.
And if you are involved in a MVI and someone is severely injured or killed, even if it wasn't your fault, your FUCKED when the blood and urine test shows marihuana.

Quantity consumed is a factor. Never has a few puffs caused a delay in my actions. Thought process sure, but it cannot slow down habitual tasks.

That is what I have always been doing, especially I liked before the department meetings... well at least when having a job was possible and expedient.

Only if you exhibit signs of DUI. What could they possibly do if your driving is normal and composure is sound?

They can't bust you by guessing.

every dog has his day

Oh thats OK then.