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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34792354 United States 04/13/2013 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You forgot to shart during dinner - that's why she didn't give it up. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10035510 United States 04/17/2013 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why not instead do everything you can to impress yourself? That way real women will be attracted to you, and you will not spend $1000's on bitches who will never fall for you, or waste days/weeks/months on idiotic people? The only way to impress yourself is to have sex with her - preferably adventurous and extremely intimate in all holes. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63984578 United States 01/25/2015 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took this chick out last night and didn't get anything out of it. We went to dinner and I did everything I could to impress her. I told her how to beat Bubble Bobble for the NES and I translated hieroglyphics for her. I talked at length about baking pita bread and drank ice water while asking her about her feelings about partial birth abortions and the Iran-Contra scandal. I ordered linguini and told her to hand over every spoon within reach. I took the spoons and rolled them up in linens and screamed that Humpty Dumpty was "a motherfucker". I lifted up my chair and shook it violently going "this is how you kill a gibbon! This is how you kill a gibbon!" then I hummed some Rod Stewart and ordered an orange slice. I ate the orange slice and explained how I thought North Korean chicks would probably be pretty hot if they fattened up a little so I took her leftover ravioli and wrote "For The North Korean Ladies, From Anderson Cooper" on the box. Quoting: Sammy Peanuts 12452529 No suprise as to why you went dry! But really, who cares, sexisjustsex! |
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roteiro User ID: 67842734 Ukraine 02/10/2015 05:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I guess, you should just try it harder. Maybe online dating is your option. I've used it too. Namely Tinder and [link to www.rbrides.com] website. It works great for me, and I've dated several cool girls from there so far. |
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Immortal Hemp God User ID: 68459713 United States 03/03/2015 06:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took this chick out last night and didn't get anything out of it. We went to dinner and I did everything I could to impress her. I told her how to beat Bubble Bobble for the NES and I translated hieroglyphics for her. I talked at length about baking pita bread and drank ice water while asking her about her feelings about partial birth abortions and the Iran-Contra scandal. I ordered linguini and told her to hand over every spoon within reach. I took the spoons and rolled them up in linens and screamed that Humpty Dumpty was "a motherfucker". I lifted up my chair and shook it violently going "this is how you kill a gibbon! This is how you kill a gibbon!" then I hummed some Rod Stewart and ordered an orange slice. I ate the orange slice and explained how I thought North Korean chicks would probably be pretty hot if they fattened up a little so I took her leftover ravioli and wrote "For The North Korean Ladies, From Anderson Cooper" on the box. Quoting: Sammy Peanuts 12452529 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67698473 United States 03/03/2015 06:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife and I recently commented to each other how much dating sucked. We've been married for 5 years now, together for 9. Marriage is awesome for us. And we remarked to each other how part of how awesomeness is that, "well, at least we aren't in the goddamned dating scene cent anymore...that shit suuuuuuucked." |
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Senaden2 User ID: 19837753 Spain 03/03/2015 07:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took this chick out last night and didn't get anything out of it. We went to dinner and I did everything I could to impress her. I told her how to beat Bubble Bobble for the NES and I translated hieroglyphics for her. I talked at length about baking pita bread and drank ice water while asking her about her feelings about partial birth abortions and the Iran-Contra scandal. I ordered linguini and told her to hand over every spoon within reach. I took the spoons and rolled them up in linens and screamed that Humpty Dumpty was "a motherfucker". I lifted up my chair and shook it violently going "this is how you kill a gibbon! This is how you kill a gibbon!" then I hummed some Rod Stewart and ordered an orange slice. I ate the orange slice and explained how I thought North Korean chicks would probably be pretty hot if they fattened up a little so I took her leftover ravioli and wrote "For The North Korean Ladies, From Anderson Cooper" on the box. Quoting: Sammy Peanuts 12452529 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68461982 Russia 03/03/2015 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took this chick out last night and didn't get anything out of it. We went to dinner and I did everything I could to impress her. I told her how to beat Bubble Bobble for the NES and I translated hieroglyphics for her. I talked at length about baking pita bread and drank ice water while asking her about her feelings about partial birth abortions and the Iran-Contra scandal. I ordered linguini and told her to hand over every spoon within reach. I took the spoons and rolled them up in linens and screamed that Humpty Dumpty was "a motherfucker". I lifted up my chair and shook it violently going "this is how you kill a gibbon! This is how you kill a gibbon!" then I hummed some Rod Stewart and ordered an orange slice. I ate the orange slice and explained how I thought North Korean chicks would probably be pretty hot if they fattened up a little so I took her leftover ravioli and wrote "For The North Korean Ladies, From Anderson Cooper" on the box. Quoting: Sammy Peanuts 12452529 :ackackack: |
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