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Obama’s Birth Certificate Created in Adobe Illustrator Obama Guilty of Committing the Biggest Crime in American Presidential History

 
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Sheriff Joe and his Cold Case Posse who investigated the Obama birth certificate scandal have proven the document is computer generated by using Adobe Illustrator. Even Obama-bot Josh Darville, who insisted Obama is the legitimate president walked away disgusted after he videotaped his effort to prove the document was not Photoshopped. After 7 minutes of video Darville was convinced its a fake. Darville downloaded the questionable document from the White House website in an effort to show it as legitimate, only to find Obama’s fraudulent birth certificate is nothing more than a cut & paste job created using about a dozen layers.

The case is now before the Alabama Supreme Court and is being heard by Chief Justice Roy Moore, a strict constitutionalist. Sheriff Joe Arpaio stated after the evidence is reviewed by the court he will present the case before Congress.


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Hope this spreads
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The Democratic Media Complex says it does not matter.
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The Democrat Media Complex says it does not matter.
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Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

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Don't fall for the bullshit

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Nobody cares. GIMME MAH WELFARES!!!5a
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So then, do you know and believe the teachings of "the being they call Jesus"?

And this "being they call Jesus," what do you call him?
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Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

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oops
Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

Edward Snowden worked at NSA office in Hawaii: He should know everything about Obama's birth certificate

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HORSE SHIT
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OH this again....
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I know it's fake but I don't get it, why wouldn't they print it and then scan it?
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Really? Still going with this shit? You guys are persistent if not perceptive.
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I know it's fake but I don't get it, why wouldn't they print it and then scan it?
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Or at least flatten the layers. Whoever put it out was a complete moron. I would have been much better at it.
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I know it's fake but I don't get it, why wouldn't they print it and then scan it?
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Or at least flatten the layers. Whoever put it out was a complete moron. I would have been much better at it.
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The computer guy was KIA not long after the layers were realized.verysad
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I know it's fake but I don't get it, why wouldn't they print it and then scan it?
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Or at least flatten the layers. Whoever put it out was a complete moron. I would have been much better at it.
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Democrats are both evil and incompetent.

It's the only reason we're still alive.
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Good point, guess we should be grateful.



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OH this again....
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Sheriff Joe and his Cold Case Posse who investigated the Obama birth certificate scandal have proven the document is computer generated by using Adobe Illustrator. Even Obama-bot Josh Darville, who insisted Obama is the legitimate president walked away disgusted after he videotaped his effort to prove the document was not Photoshopped. After 7 minutes of video Darville was convinced its a fake. Darville downloaded the questionable document from the White House website in an effort to show it as legitimate, only to find Obama’s fraudulent birth certificate is nothing more than a cut & paste job created using about a dozen layers.

The case is now before the Alabama Supreme Court and is being heard by Chief Justice Roy Moore, a strict constitutionalist. Sheriff Joe Arpaio stated after the evidence is reviewed by the court he will present the case before Congress.


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They Ain't going to do anything. Buncha pussy's
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If the Donald thinks it's true, it must be true.

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adobe automatically does OCR on docs it scans and creates those layers automatically.

try it - scan a typewriter'd doc (if ya can find one lol) and take note the layers after it is scanned in adobe (anything adobe) default is OCR on / make a pile of layers from the doc.
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Well beyond layers at this point. Kenya makes him not a Natural Born Citizen, Negro would have been the race along with all the other blunders. Could have done better with the kit out of a Cracker Jacks box.chuckle
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:BCPhotoshopFunny:
"Accept now that all you have seen from the day of your birth on the surface of the earth, to the present, are wonderful only because the finite mind of man is confused with fragments of evidence, that, from whatever direction we meet them, spring from an unreachable infinity."

"There was a man who could create what could not be imagined. A temple so great you questioned if it was built with human hands. A man who built an idea into the greatest force the world has ever known. A world built from a single word. I care not for the folly of man but for the end of human contention."
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no it does not you are lair i am compter graphics Obama is fake that means our own government is trying to stir up a shitstorm.
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you are lair i am compter graphics
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Worth quoting! applause2
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Yes, it is proven fake by government forensics experts...independently.....Liberals only offer name calling, and eye rolling as to why we are still talking about this, and why we have not moved along lke good sheep!!





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