The Ten Minute world war 3 going get started wtf you going do in your last ten Minutes

i'm gonna relax knowing i'll be safe in my fridge

i'd carry on browsing here. why change the habits of a lifetime?

out my back window, I look straight at where one of the nukes would hit, 25 miles away as the crow flies, so i could just slump here, as normal, posting, then i could watch the cloud for half an hour, before trying to shelter from the dust.

all good fun.

I'd sit back with a nice cup of tea and a sandwich, laughing at the thought of those that are crapping their pants and running for shelter, thinking they will be evaporated by fake nuclear bombs.

I would open my very best bottle of wine and think about the good things in my life.

"Play that funky music, white boy."

Pray to Jesus :)

Yep!

Get a whore

masturbate

Bust out the Absenthe!

if i knew i had 10 mins before the world went to shit id probably have a few drinks, see if i could get in touch with my closest family and smoke a joint

Call and/or gather my children together and tell them that I loved them.

"HELLO! can you put me through to my family number, operator"
"Hold the line for 10 minutes whilst I connect you."

pray to Joe Pesci

Supplies

Maureen would connect you, and charge you £17.90 for the last 10 minutes of your life!

"pray to Joe Pesci"

lol

He saved his cousin, maybe he'll save us.

Just needs to stay out of Vegas.

Post a message here telling everyone we have 10 mins left and watch all the replies that say linky or stinky!

#GLPstopWW3

Use this in all posts and retweet!!!

This is under rated

Take my bong to the beach and pray, get baked and ponder my 42yrs on mother earth.

I knew I should've replaced that seal.