This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds — the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff.

My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work?

I mean they're bound to be right at some point — even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping?

Should I be concerned?