Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,290 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,431,371
Pageviews Today: 1,963,779Threads Today: 488Posts Today: 8,502
03:27 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?

 
IntoTheLight
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 51243525
United Kingdom
12/14/2013 10:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus needed to have suffered the greatest possible physical suffering in his ‘Passion’ for him to pay for our sins but it seems Jesus died too early to experience all of the pain required:


John 19:32-33
"So the soldiers came, and broke the legs of the first man and of the other who was crucified with Him; but coming to Jesus, when they saw that He was already dead, they did not break His legs."


This clearly indicates that the soldiers expected Jesus to still be alive, just like the two people he was crucified alongside. Crucifixion should have taken much longer to kill him but it seems Jesus allowed himself to die early to alleviate the pain that he was experiencing, thus committing suicide.

As suicide is a sin, is Jesus in Hell?

As a person spends eternity in Hell with no hope of remission, is the real the reason that Jesus has not returned, because he is burning in Hell?

So no rapture for the Bible-Tards!


sheeppopesheep
6 months UK then 6 months USA.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
REAPER
User ID: 51316929
United States
12/14/2013 02:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Yar!
Moronic jesus people will believe all the crap in the bible.None of it is true, it is all allegory and made up.
There is no proof jesus existed at all!
The problem we have to ask ourself is-Why do people need to believe in a God? There is no proof!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48548050
United States
12/14/2013 02:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Its a good question OP.

[link to www.jesus-is-savior.com]

Acts 2:31 quotes David from Psalm 16:10 saying “He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that His soul was not left in HELL, neither His flesh did see corruption.”

“Hades” is the New Testament Greek word For “Sheol”. Jesus cleared up any Old Testament misunderstandings that “hell” was ONLY a grave.

Acts 2:31 states, "He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption." In Acts 2:31, "Hell" refers to "Hades." Hell (Greek, "Hades") is often confusing to people because it seems to only imply a place of torment and fire.

Matthew 12:40 speaks of Jesus being “three days and three night in the heart of the earth,” just as Jonah was three days and three nights in the whale’s belly. Also in Ephesians 4:9, We are told that Jesus “descended first into the lower parts of the earth?”.

Did Jesus commit suicide?Possibly.
Is Jesus still in Hell?He went there but then he ascended.
TheGuidedOne

User ID: 51534700
Lebanon
12/14/2013 02:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
It depends what kind of miracles Jesus could perform, like could he have destroyed the Roman soldiers if he willed it?I dont know I think just that he was willing to suffer shouldve been enough for God, no need to make him go through it.
TWISTERMAN

User ID: 49794661
Singapore
12/14/2013 03:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
It depends what kind of miracles Jesus could perform, like could he have destroyed the Roman soldiers if he willed it?I dont know I think just that he was willing to suffer shouldve been enough for God, no need to make him go through it.
 Quoting: TheGuidedOne


I don't agree.peacegrouphug

To live as a man and to have the human experience,Jesus needed to experience the WHOLE range of human emotions. This was Jesus purpose.
IF Jesus shortened the experience through fear or pain,He failed in his mission and failed mankind.
The argument that "He was willing but decided not to" makes any sacrifice of no value.I'm willing to chop my leg off for a $1000000, as long as I don't have to actually do it.
I believe in God but was Jesus actually from God and is He in Hell?
My answer is no.
grouphug

Last Edited by TWISTERMAN on 12/14/2013 03:02 PM
I CRAP BIGGER THAN YOU.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 45373640
Serbia
12/14/2013 03:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
This thread is so stupid
SaltyFlats

User ID: 46790668
United States
12/14/2013 03:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
:gaythread2:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
burn baby burn
User ID: 2098194
Switzerland
12/14/2013 03:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Our true God has never been to this planet.
The false God and Jesus are burning in Hell along with all the other giants and Nephilim that attacked our ancient women.
The God that the Xtians worship was an an alien and he along with his soldiers had sex with the women of this planet and produced half_gods.
WE ARE THE HALF GODS!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 51512004
Argentina
12/14/2013 03:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
dead3
skizo
User ID: 46530877
Spain
12/14/2013 03:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
LOL
Agreed OP. Christtards and their special friend jesus are deluded and insane.
jesus was a nutjob who thought he was a god and the people who followed him thought lets pretend he is the son of god and make some serious dollars!
I guess jesus did exist but was just an insane dude who heard voices (possibly skitzo)then his rich family took him down off the cross before he died. This explains how jesus was seen again by people 3 days later.
Mad skitzo dudes family paid off the right people and took him away(probably to a mad house somewheres)where he eventually died still hearing voices.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43201601
Norway
12/14/2013 04:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus will judge you all guilty and you will be punished!
follower
User ID: 12010365
Brazil
12/14/2013 04:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
I would like to talk about the recent trend in society that has seen the public mocking of Jesus Christ such as Jamie Foxx declaring President Barack Obama as “our lord and savior.”
The first of the Ten Commandments states, “I am the Lord your God … you shall have no other Gods before Me.” It goes on to say in Exodus 20:4, “… For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God … “
With that said in His Word, it would be inconceivable to think that God would be in heaven laughing at Jamie Fox’s “joke.” Or that he would simply dismiss it as coming from a secular comedian.
Apparently, mocking Jesus has become the order of the day in our society. Lady Gaga is one of the biggest offenders, yet people still purchase her music. She recorded a song call “Judas” in which she says she’s in love with the betrayer of Jesus. Is it worth compromising your soul to listen to that?
I am a sinner, and I am fully aware of it. I pray in repentance daily that God cleanses me from all unrighteousness so that I may be more like Him. I want to be held accountable for my unrighteous actions, and have several Christian brothers who do so.
I pray for you all.
Starknight

User ID: 50636087
Venezuela
12/14/2013 04:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
This thread is so stupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45373640


As are all Jesus' scoffers.
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

@Starknight921
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 51112609
United States
12/14/2013 04:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
damned2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 51552119
New Zealand
12/14/2013 04:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus will judge you all guilty and you will be punished!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43201601


drama
Alien was jesus
User ID: 49055262
United States
12/14/2013 04:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Our true God has never been to this planet.
The false God and Jesus are burning in Hell along with all the other giants and Nephilim that attacked our ancient women.
The God that the Xtians worship was an an alien and he along with his soldiers had sex with the women of this planet and produced half_gods.
WE ARE THE HALF GODS!
 Quoting: burn baby burn 2098194


This makes the most sense I have heard in ages!

Jesus the alien!This why people are searching for the ark-alien tech.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 51553126
United States
12/14/2013 04:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
God has a great plan for your life. God has created us in His image (Genesis 1:26-27). He created us for a purpose. God has a specific plan in mind for everyone.

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future (Jeremiah 29:11).

God's plan is for life, not death. The Bible teaches that both physical and spiritual death are the result of our sin and disobedience to God, but eternal life is a gift to those who receive it.

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord (Romans 6:23).


The thief comes only to steal and destroy (John 10:10).

John 8:44 says that Satan is a “murderer” and the “father of lies.” The feelings of despair that lead to suicide are caused by some of his lies.

Jesus wants us to have life. He said:

The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full (John 10:10).

Life belongs to God. It is never our place to take our own life or someone else's life.

Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own, you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body (1 Corinthians 6:19-20).


Jesus suffered more pain than we could ever hope to endure.He now sits with God and one day He will return to judge us all.
I hope i am worthy
me again
User ID: 49055262
United States
12/14/2013 04:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
God has a great plan for your life. God has created us in His image (Genesis 1:26-27). He created us for a purpose. God has a specific plan in mind for everyone.


Jesus suffered more pain than we could ever hope to endure.He now sits with God and one day He will return to judge us all.
I hope i am worthy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51553126


You and the rest of the moran christers on this site are NOT worthy of fuck all!
Go pray to your voodo god.
edwinrad

User ID: 51248863
United States
12/14/2013 04:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Re: Intothelight,

Jesus gave His life as a ransom for many(Mark 10:45) as He came to seek and save that which was lost(Luke 19:10).
NOBODY murdered Jesus or took His life. Jesus WILLINGLY gave His life to pay the sin debt of the world(John 10:17,18) and His sacrifices was accepted by the Father or He wouldn't have risen from the dead. He stayed on the cross until atonement was paid and then I believe the Holy Spirit told Him He could die.
NOTHING catches God by surprise. This sacrifice was planned by the Godhead BEFORE man was created(Acts 2:23; 2Timothy 1:9).
Edwin Radler
Inspired 2

User ID: 51446176
Belgium
12/14/2013 04:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
sheeppopesheep
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


^^

Does this mean you're on your knees again begging for forgiveness to the Lord?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 50273889
United States
12/14/2013 05:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
It depends what kind of miracles Jesus could perform, like could he have destroyed the Roman soldiers if he willed it?I dont know I think just that he was willing to suffer shouldve been enough for God, no need to make him go through it.
 Quoting: TheGuidedOne


I don't agree.peacegrouphug

To live as a man and to have the human experience,Jesus needed to experience the WHOLE range of human emotions. This was Jesus purpose.
IF Jesus shortened the experience through fear or pain,He failed in his mission and failed mankind.
The argument that "He was willing but decided not to" makes any sacrifice of no value.I'm willing to chop my leg off for a $1000000, as long as I don't have to actually do it.
I believe in God but was Jesus actually from God and is He in Hell?
My answer is no.
grouphug
 Quoting: TWISTERMAN


Can you show any evidence that Jesus was real?

NO


YOU

CANT

If he was real he let the side down. As OP says "They were suprised" Jesus gave up and took the easy way by dying early!

JESUS IS IN HELL
zapper
User ID: 51555220
Germany
12/14/2013 05:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Fake god for a fake world
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 51555525
United States
12/14/2013 05:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus was a yellow belly. He could have stayed and had the full 3D effect of life on this planet but as soon as the pain arrived, he killed himself.
Even though Jesus knew he was going to heaven, he still left this planet early. Why? By leaving and committing suicide, no sins were forgiven and Jesus was thrown into Hell. I prefer to worship the trees and the spirits of this planet,they are more real than the fake savior that Xtians follow.
anon coward
User ID: 51452294
Germany
12/14/2013 05:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus will judge you all guilty and you will be punished!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43201601


Typical judgmental,narrow minded,retarded, opinionated, blinkered,cowardly and mentally challenged christian.
Starknight

User ID: 50636087
Venezuela
12/14/2013 06:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
God has a great plan for your life. God has created us in His image (Genesis 1:26-27). He created us for a purpose. God has a specific plan in mind for everyone.


Jesus suffered more pain than we could ever hope to endure.He now sits with God and one day He will return to judge us all.
I hope i am worthy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51553126


You and the rest of the moran christers on this site are NOT worthy of fuck all!
Go pray to your voodo god.
 Quoting: me again 49055262


You know something? You are absolutely right. None of us are worthy at all. We all fail and we're all screwed. That being said, this is the whole purpose of repentance: despite of our condition which you very well pointed out, Jesus forgives us and then cleanses our souls. In other words, it's His doing, not ours... And He does it out of pure love. But you gotta repent sincerely in your heart.

Far from voodoo, in which you attempt to control another person for personal and selfish reasons by using witchcraft, praying for forgiveness to JesusChrist releases us from our "fucked up" state we are all in. To each its own....
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

@Starknight921
Lotus Flower

User ID: 49075786
United Kingdom
12/14/2013 06:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus needed to have suffered the greatest possible physical suffering in his ‘Passion’ for him to pay for our sins but it seems Jesus died too early to experience all of the pain required:


John 19:32-33
"So the soldiers came, and broke the legs of the first man and of the other who was crucified with Him; but coming to Jesus, when they saw that He was already dead, they did not break His legs."


This clearly indicates that the soldiers expected Jesus to still be alive, just like the two people he was crucified alongside. Crucifixion should have taken much longer to kill him but it seems Jesus allowed himself to die early to alleviate the pain that he was experiencing, thus committing suicide.

As suicide is a sin, is Jesus in Hell?

As a person spends eternity in Hell with no hope of remission, is the real the reason that Jesus has not returned, because he is burning in Hell?

So no rapture for the Bible-Tards!


sheeppopesheep
 Quoting: IntoTheLight

No, he did not commit suicide.
Lotus

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33772786
Australia
01/02/2014 07:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?

 Quoting: IntoTheLight


:wowza:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39796034
United States
01/02/2014 07:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
Jesus needed to have suffered the greatest possible physical suffering in his ‘Passion’ for him to pay for our sins but it seems Jesus died too early to experience all of the pain required:


John 19:32-33
"So the soldiers came, and broke the legs of the first man and of the other who was crucified with Him; but coming to Jesus, when they saw that He was already dead, they did not break His legs."


This clearly indicates that the soldiers expected Jesus to still be alive, just like the two people he was crucified alongside. Crucifixion should have taken much longer to kill him but it seems Jesus allowed himself to die early to alleviate the pain that he was experiencing, thus committing suicide.

As suicide is a sin, is Jesus in Hell?

As a person spends eternity in Hell with no hope of remission, is the real the reason that Jesus has not returned, because he is burning in Hell?

So no rapture for the Bible-Tards!


sheeppopesheep
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


How far did you have to reach to come to the conclusion you wanted?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33772786
Australia
02/02/2014 12:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 237680
United States
02/25/2014 03:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
"Yes! That's right! What a total worthless shit-bag looser!! Like the saying goes...'Christ in Hellfire! That's a fact!!!"

"HAIL-SATAN!!"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 54853805
United States
02/25/2014 03:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did Jesus commit suicide and thus is burning in Hell?
When you stand before Him, I hope He has mercy on you.





GLP