I am a Virgin ask me a question.

Is that a country or something?

u mad, bro?

Yeah I'm really mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you happy?

No I'm so damn horny all the time.

in your ear u are.

I'm going to the comic book store. Wanna come with?

It's a state -- a state of desperation.

Hell yeah babe, that really turns me on!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virgin party!!!1

Pretty much lol why are you still a virgin if you don't mind me asking?

I have all the traits of being a perfect virgin. I'm awkward around girls(only hot ones), never had a girlfriend, and have the sex drive of over 100 rabbits. So I fap a lot, I have love stains all over the carpet.

Your a NASTY

FAPFAP

Has god raped you yet??? I hear he wants to cum a 3rd time

no, you are that dude who claimed to have a penis stitched to your forehead and your only goal is to attract website traffic

Have you ever considered one of them silicone dolls OP?

how old are you?

best way to attract a girl is letting her think you want to commit, playing around and thinking you are a smooth motherfucker aint going to help.

hopefully you will mature up get a GF make her think you are in for the long term and actually get married.

A/s/l?

I tried, but every time I would look into her eyes as I went back and forth, I only saw darkness and despair. Plus its really hard to clean them once you're done.

Of course he is mad..

don't worry about it. sex is over rated.

What if I lost my virginity in a foursome with some hookers I got off the street? Would that make the girls think I'm a player?

Overrated how??????

they don't want players, it only a mental lie of the TV. they act like they want one but then they get into the nonsense game and both lose interest.

man up and make yourself clear you are in for the long term and you want to make her your queen. that drives their maternal instincts crazy...

stop masturbating and let the hormones do the work.

well.. are you thinking before or after your dick fell off and you have a STD and AiDs..

Every time I go cold turkey on masturbation, and quit porn and everything, I get jittery and easily irritable all the time. And all I think about is sex sex sex sex sex seeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx