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Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?

 
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Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Answer you blasphemer! Why TWO?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Why do you have two hands?

Why do you have two kidneys?

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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Why do you have two hands?

Why do you have two kidneys?

yawn
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Tha god is such a trickster!
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
redundancy.

fragile organs get redundancy.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Answer you blasphemer! Why TWO?
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ITs Called ET.... EXTRA TESTICLE..spock
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Answer you blasphemer! Why TWO?
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ITs Called ET.... EXTRA TESTICLE..spock
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That's Eddie Torres
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
BACK UP IN CASE ONE GETS RIPPED OFF BY THE OTHER DARWIN THEORY THEhesright FEEEEE-MALE
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
BACK UP IN CASE ONE GETS RIPPED OFF BY THE OTHER DARWIN THEORY THEhesright FEEEEE-MALE
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Why not TWO peni?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
I like the original Darwin hating guy's threads more than this one... He makes it seem like he's really crazy, this is just a half-baked attempt to seem crazy.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
I like the original Darwin hating guy's threads more than this one... He makes it seem like he's really crazy, this is just a half-baked attempt to seem crazy.
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Wow you don't get out much do you?... seethis1
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Answer you blasphemer! Why TWO?
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JWs only got one ball.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Answer you blasphemer! Why TWO?
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JWs only got one ball.
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Blasphemer! Why not three then?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Twinning. All organs that have duplicates were originally one and due to DNA manipulation and cloning efforts, some merged and some were mirrors, twins. For example, the nose has two nostrils, but the nose physically on the face is melded together appearing as one nose face front wise. Same with the eyes. Also the brain. Where the two become one, most usually in the center, is as if you stood against a mirror with only 1/2 of your body showing to make a "full" image of yourself.

Now for isolated organs. Some are original, some are residual, and some are successful implants.

As for who did it, both Darwin and the God-did-it's are correct, IN A WAY.

There was a "master" creator. And there was also FORCED evolution but also there was forced devolution (which keeps what is incorrectly deemed "junk DNA" off).
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
I didn't know we were discussing this seriously... Was this a serious thread? Most (as in really, most) vertebrates are bilaterally symmetrical. It stems from the development of the spinal cord and central nervous system. Before the spinal cord developed with vertebrae, it would have been a notochord. Before that, other animals were bilaterally symmetrical, but a lot of sea life (think anything related to cnidarians like starfish, anemones, corals) is not bilaterally symmetrical, but something like pentagonally or some other number arranged around a central axis (radial symmetry). In essence, because we are vertebrates we are bilaterally symmetrical with imperfections.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
I didn't know we were discussing this seriously... Was this a serious thread? Most (as in really, most) vertebrates are bilaterally symmetrical. It stems from the development of the spinal cord and central nervous system. Before the spinal cord developed with vertebrae, it would have been a notochord. Before that, other animals were bilaterally symmetrical, but a lot of sea life (think anything related to cnidarians like starfish, anemones, corals) is not bilaterally symmetrical, but something like pentagonally or some other number arranged around a central axis (radial symmetry). In essence, because we are vertebrates we are bilaterally symmetrical with imperfections.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Testes,Testes, 1...2...3?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Testes,Testes, 1...2...3?
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Interesting yes yes god loved the trinity! Why not THREE Mr Darwin?!?!
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
So when I tea bag your mother it has double the impact.

She wouldn't like a one ball tea bag!

pigchef
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Duh... one ball makes boy sperm, the other ball makes girl sperm.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
its duality, that's why one is ALWAYS hairier than the other
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
I didn't know we were discussing this seriously... Was this a serious thread? Most (as in really, most) vertebrates are bilaterally symmetrical. It stems from the development of the spinal cord and central nervous system. Before the spinal cord developed with vertebrae, it would have been a notochord. Before that, other animals were bilaterally symmetrical, but a lot of sea life (think anything related to cnidarians like starfish, anemones, corals) is not bilaterally symmetrical, but something like pentagonally or some other number arranged around a central axis (radial symmetry). In essence, because we are vertebrates we are bilaterally symmetrical with imperfections.
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Although you are absolutely correct, you really didn't think the idiot OP could follow all those multi-syllable words, do you?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
its duality, that's why one is ALWAYS hairier than the other
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... and one hangs lower lol
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Duh... one ball makes boy sperm, the other ball makes girl sperm.
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then were do the gays come from?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
twice the target for those who wanna fuck around with women.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Answer you blasphemer! Why TWO?
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JWs only got one ball.
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Blasphemer! Why not three then?
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Why Two Balls


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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
So when I tea bag your mother it has double the impact.

She wouldn't like a one ball tea bag!

pigchef
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
Duh... one ball makes boy sperm, the other ball makes girl sperm.
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then were do the gays come from?
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Domineering Mothers.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
I didn't know we were discussing this seriously... Was this a serious thread? Most (as in really, most) vertebrates are bilaterally symmetrical. It stems from the development of the spinal cord and central nervous system. Before the spinal cord developed with vertebrae, it would have been a notochord. Before that, other animals were bilaterally symmetrical, but a lot of sea life (think anything related to cnidarians like starfish, anemones, corals) is not bilaterally symmetrical, but something like pentagonally or some other number arranged around a central axis (radial symmetry). In essence, because we are vertebrates we are bilaterally symmetrical with imperfections.
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Although you are absolutely correct, you really didn't think the idiot OP could follow all those multi-syllable words, do you?
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Those are words of the devil! 1bitch1
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
He died a very long time ago. Sorry to break the news.
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Re: Mr Darwin why are we born with TWO testicles when we only need one? Unintelligent design? Or is god a fucking trickster?
He died a very long time ago. Sorry to break the news.
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That did not answer my question





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