Best conspiracy theory bumper sticker contest!!

hi...I have seen a couple of good ones recently...

"mommy, let's look for faces in the chemtrails"
"not now darling...can't you see I'm texting?"

another I thought was cool

"CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL TERRORISM"

and my favorite this month

"when I grow up I want to be a crisis actor"

Please vote...give your input...and help with new ideas for new radical bumper stickers!!

peace and love vibes to all beings