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I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.

 
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I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
Can you imagine a shrieking, hormone driven, menopausal woman running the Universe? It makes one shudder to think abput it. If God was a woman, "She" would be:

1.) Constantly changing her mind depending whether or not she liked something.

2.) High maintence.

3.) Unable to carry her own weight, and would always be demanding "Help!" for stupid little problems.

4.) Would not have a clue about how things run.

5.) Bustling around like a busybody in stupid looking outfits, with her fat arms wobbling.

6.) Arguing about every little thing which comes up.

7.) Never happy about anything, no matter how much stuff she has.

8.) Sporting the hugest ass in the Universe.
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06/01/2015 01:49 PM
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We know all the Trouble Isis gets up to, here today and far in the past.


She was the Lady of Heaven, great grand daughter of Anu, and Asherah.


We know her as Inanna the daughter of Nannar, the Moon God some call Allahu or Sin.
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06/01/2015 01:54 PM
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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
I imagine God is neither a man or woman. Man is finite and physical, God is not.
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06/01/2015 03:13 PM
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I imagine God is neither a man or woman. Man is finite and physical, God is not.
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Yes, I agree you "imagine" that. Lol.
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06/01/2015 03:15 PM
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Hallelujah
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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
Can you imagine a shrieking, hormone driven, menopausal woman running the Universe? It makes one shudder to think abput it. If God was a woman, "She" would be:

1.) Constantly changing her mind depending whether or not she liked something.

2.) High maintence.

3.) Unable to carry her own weight, and would always be demanding "Help!" for stupid little problems.

4.) Would not have a clue about how things run.

5.) Bustling around like a busybody in stupid looking outfits, with her fat arms wobbling.

6.) Arguing about every little thing which comes up.

7.) Never happy about anything, no matter how much stuff she has.

8.) Sporting the hugest ass in the Universe.
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I wouldn't want to be you!
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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
Can you imagine a shrieking, hormone driven, menopausal woman running the Universe? It makes one shudder to think abput it. If God was a woman, "She" would be:

1.) Constantly changing her mind depending whether or not she liked something.

2.) High maintence.

3.) Unable to carry her own weight, and would always be demanding "Help!" for stupid little problems.

4.) Would not have a clue about how things run.

5.) Bustling around like a busybody in stupid looking outfits, with her fat arms wobbling.

6.) Arguing about every little thing which comes up.

7.) Never happy about anything, no matter how much stuff she has.

8.) Sporting the hugest ass in the Universe.
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I wouldn't want to be you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52665130

I agree. You could never achieve my level. Instead, you are only able to think in terms of how you feel, and "how things just seem to be!"

You either are just a female, or are a metrosexual little guy. Lol.
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06/01/2015 03:34 PM
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Oh snighf
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shitpants pongo farts-o.p
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Wait until the Feminazi try to force everyone to call God a female.

God is male and their is nothing you can do.
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06/01/2015 03:55 PM
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i'm just here for the replies

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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
Can you imagine a shrieking, hormone driven, menopausal woman running the Universe? It makes one shudder to think abput it. If God was a woman, "She" would be:

1.) Constantly changing her mind depending whether or not she liked something.

2.) High maintence.

3.) Unable to carry her own weight, and would always be demanding "Help!" for stupid little problems.

4.) Would not have a clue about how things run.

5.) Bustling around like a busybody in stupid looking outfits, with her fat arms wobbling.

6.) Arguing about every little thing which comes up.

7.) Never happy about anything, no matter how much stuff she has.

8.) Sporting the hugest ass in the Universe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54646866


God is neither women or man.
God is also NOT an extraterrestrial race
The extraterrestrials who came in contact with man were either called angels or demons according to their perceived intentions, many times wrongly classified.

There is an extreme amount of emotional manipulation going on
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06/01/2015 04:24 PM
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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
God is God. He chooses to be a male as one perceives Him, but He is awesome. I Love Him So Much. He is Father and Son and Holy Spirit. They have been helping me.

God is the most wonderous being who has ever been or who shall ever be. People just don't understand how marvelous He is and how much we are going to want to be in His Presence.

Love Him.

He is that Good.
Christard and Lover of God
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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
Can you imagine a shrieking, hormone driven, menopausal woman running the Universe? It makes one shudder to think abput it. If God was a woman, "She" would be:

1.) Constantly changing her mind depending whether or not she liked something.

2.) High maintence.

3.) Unable to carry her own weight, and would always be demanding "Help!" for stupid little problems.

4.) Would not have a clue about how things run.

5.) Bustling around like a busybody in stupid looking outfits, with her fat arms wobbling.

6.) Arguing about every little thing which comes up.

7.) Never happy about anything, no matter how much stuff she has.

8.) Sporting the hugest ass in the Universe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54646866


God is neither women or man.
God is also NOT an extraterrestrial race
The extraterrestrials who came in contact with man were either called angels or demons according to their perceived intentions, many times wrongly classified.

There is an extreme amount of emotional manipulation going on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69388709


Are you down there in Brasil trying to say a Female God would not have the hugest ass in the Universe?
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Re: I Praise God He Is A Man. Whew.
God is God. He chooses to be a male as one perceives Him, but He is awesome. I Love Him So Much. He is Father and Son and Holy Spirit. They have been helping me.

God is the most wonderous being who has ever been or who shall ever be. People just don't understand how marvelous He is and how much we are going to want to be in His Presence.

Love Him.

He is that Good.
 Quoting: BunBun


What makes you think this Thread is about your emotional feelings about God? Did anyone here ask you?

Lol. "It's all about how I FEEL!!"
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