Tears are not streaming down my face. YET. | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69451057 United States 06/11/2015 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60954412 United States 06/11/2015 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 06/11/2015 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Mugatu User ID: 65385721 United States 06/11/2015 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
King Triad User ID: 68152912 United States 06/11/2015 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 23653717 United States 06/11/2015 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 23653717 United States 06/11/2015 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69128169 United States 06/11/2015 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 23653717 United States 06/11/2015 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 23653717 United States 06/11/2015 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 23653717 United States 06/11/2015 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It does rather reek of one of them "stories" and I do admit that I used some of the conventions of the memes to push along the basic facts that these two guys are saying something earthshattering is about to be unleashed on us. I think it is more a case of life imitation fiction. |
Supertzar Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 65955727 United States 06/11/2015 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm calling it. They've hired a new writer, and this is his/her first time out. New, fresh voice with interesting spin but all-too-familiar "Writery" quality including specific information normal people wouldn't really remember or have access to or think to include in their anecdote: Identical plates of food. How would OP know? Son listening to Rob Zombie. Other clues include OP being self-referential to GLP knowing about Uncle Intel and using it to dismiss the charge. Fear Shills: Listen up. This is how you write a real story told by real people. Hey, so I was having breakfast at Steak and Shake and overheard two guys in suits mentioning something about a communication from a spaceship to Earth, and that the news was going to get out in a day or two. Something about containing the hysteria. By the time I thought to start recording what I was hearing, it was pretty much over, sorry! I probably should've tried to take a picture of these guys, they looked very out of place. We have CIA office in the area, pretty well known by locals so I didn't want to get a visit, you know? Anyone else get wind of any thing like this? This is coming from Atlanta, by the way. Last Edited by The_Meridian on 06/11/2015 02:40 PM (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61196054 United States 06/11/2015 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43192513 United Kingdom 06/11/2015 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I was down at the local Waffle Hut with my son this morning and overheard a conversation at the next table that has me wondering about all the dots I've been refusing to connect. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23653717 The two suits sitting at the next table did not belong at a Waffle Hut, they seemed out of place and uncomfortable rubbing elbows with the likes of regular joes like myself. Not sure why they chose this place when they could have driven another mile or two and made it to an environment where they could fit in more and enjoy their $5 coffees and eggbeater Paleo breakfasts Anyway,they both seemed to be experiencing a flood of emotions as they pushed their identical orders around their plates, giddy one minute, highly agitated the next, then morose,even sullen before going back to elevated giddiness. Seems that they work for "an agency" and that there has been a breach of security about a certain unexpected communication to the people of earth from a Spaceship. Yeah, I know, we're entering into real "Listen tard, this is your Uncle" territory. They would laugh about how all the drones are going to shit their pants when the news hits the global nerve in the next 36-48 hours and then start talking about contingency plans and how to contain the hysteria. One, at one point, I swear, almost did have a tear stream down his face as he mentioned how yesterday might have been the last time he'll ever see Miquel and Maria. I'm guessing they are his kids, but who knows, they could just as easily have been his pet sea monkeys. The other one seemed to be the more controlled of the two and kept saying not to worry, the mechanisms are in place and once the flag goes up the pick ups would start being made. I think one of them sensed that I was listening in and they both clammed up and started talking about the women's world cup for fucks sake. So, I'm guessing that whatever breaks in the next day or two might be tied in to Jade Helm and September. Maybe even Project Blue Beam I'm not too worried,but it made for an interesting breakfast. My son had his headphones on listening Rob Zombie the whole time and didn't hear a word. Best wishes, stay safe. That was me and my friend, we like fucking with idiots. |
PirateMonkey User ID: 4509861 United States 06/11/2015 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm calling it. Quoting: Supertzar They've hired a new writer, and this is his/her first time out. New, fresh voice with interesting spin but all-too-familiar "Writery" quality including specific information normal people wouldn't really remember or have access to or think to include in their anecdote: Identical plates of food. How would OP know? Son listening to Rob Zombie. Other clues include OP being self-referential to GLP knowing about Uncle Intel and using it to dismiss the charge. Fear Shills: Listen up. This is how you write a real story told by real people. Hey, so I was having breakfast at Steak and Shake and overheard two guys in suits mentioning something about a communication from a spaceship to Earth, and that the news was going to get out in a day or two. Something about containing the hysteria. By the time I thought to start recording what I was hearing, it was pretty much over, sorry! I probably should've tried to take a picture of these guys, they looked very out of place. We have CIA office in the area, pretty well known by locals so I didn't want to get a visit, you know? Anyone else get wind of any thing like this? This is coming from Atlanta, by the way. OMG after reading that I have tears streaming down my face and my hands are trembling! 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
BoilerBloodline User ID: 50759450 United States 06/11/2015 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61196054 United States 06/11/2015 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sure OP is faking it, but for what its worth a certain Flake at Emory University posted this on his FB page today: "This is just a heads up. Tomorrow I will make a major post about a transmission intercepted by NASA from a extraterrestrial spacecraft. The transmission apparently contains an direct message to all of humankind. This will be huge.This is just a heads up. Tomorrow I will make a major post about a transmission intercepted by NASA from a extraterrestrial spacecraft. The transmission apparently contains an direct message to all of humankind. This will be huge." Not sure he remote viewed it. |
Tobie User ID: 69480525 United States 06/11/2015 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | your story reminds of the plot of Miracle Mile, which was actually a pretty good flick [link to www.imdb.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69480423 United Arab Emirates 06/11/2015 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69429109 United States 06/11/2015 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I was down at the local Waffle Hut with my son this morning and overheard a conversation at the next table that has me wondering about all the dots I've been refusing to connect. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23653717 The two suits sitting at the next table did not belong at a Waffle Hut, they seemed out of place and uncomfortable rubbing elbows with the likes of regular joes like myself. Not sure why they chose this place when they could have driven another mile or two and made it to an environment where they could fit in more and enjoy their $5 coffees and eggbeater Paleo breakfasts Anyway,they both seemed to be experiencing a flood of emotions as they pushed their identical orders around their plates, giddy one minute, highly agitated the next, then morose,even sullen before going back to elevated giddiness. Seems that they work for "an agency" and that there has been a breach of security about a certain unexpected communication to the people of earth from a Spaceship. Yeah, I know, we're entering into real "Listen tard, this is your Uncle" territory. They would laugh about how all the drones are going to shit their pants when the news hits the global nerve in the next 36-48 hours and then start talking about contingency plans and how to contain the hysteria. One, at one point, I swear, almost did have a tear stream down his face as he mentioned how yesterday might have been the last time he'll ever see Miquel and Maria. I'm guessing they are his kids, but who knows, they could just as easily have been his pet sea monkeys. The other one seemed to be the more controlled of the two and kept saying not to worry, the mechanisms are in place and once the flag goes up the pick ups would start being made. I think one of them sensed that I was listening in and they both clammed up and started talking about the women's world cup for fucks sake. So, I'm guessing that whatever breaks in the next day or two might be tied in to Jade Helm and September. Maybe even Project Blue Beam I'm not too worried,but it made for an interesting breakfast. My son had his headphones on listening Rob Zombie the whole time and didn't hear a word. Best wishes, stay safe. Yeah, I'm sure these 2 suits, highly trained with the highest security level, would be talking within earshot of the sheep about such a highly classified subject. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48112806 United States 06/11/2015 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61196054 United States 06/11/2015 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67549891 United States 06/11/2015 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67549891 United States 06/11/2015 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61196054 United States 06/12/2015 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36229104 Denmark 06/12/2015 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Uncle User ID: 69485079 United States 06/12/2015 08:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65577628 United States 06/12/2015 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69307207 Denmark 06/12/2015 09:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |