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So I was down at the local Waffle Hut with my son this morning and overheard a conversation at the next table that has me wondering about all the dots I've been refusing to connect.

The two suits sitting at the next table did not belong at a Waffle Hut, they seemed out of place and uncomfortable rubbing elbows with the likes of regular joes like myself. Not sure why they chose this place when they could have driven another mile or two and made it to an environment where they could fit in more and enjoy their $5 coffees and eggbeater Paleo breakfasts

Anyway,they both seemed to be experiencing a flood of emotions as they pushed their identical orders around their plates, giddy one minute, highly agitated the next, then morose,even sullen before going back to elevated giddiness.

Seems that they work for "an agency" and that there has been a breach of security about a certain unexpected communication to the people of earth from a Spaceship.

Yeah, I know, we're entering into real "Listen tard, this is your Uncle" territory.

They would laugh about how all the drones are going to shit their pants when the news hits the global nerve in the next 36-48 hours and then start talking about contingency plans and how to contain the hysteria.

One, at one point, I swear, almost did have a tear stream down his face as he mentioned how yesterday might have been the last time he'll ever see Miquel and Maria. I'm guessing they are his kids, but who knows, they could just as easily have been his pet sea monkeys.

The other one seemed to be the more controlled of the two and kept saying not to worry, the mechanisms are in place and once the flag goes up the pick ups would start being made.

I think one of them sensed that I was listening in and they both clammed up and started talking about the women's world cup for fucks sake.

So, I'm guessing that whatever breaks in the next day or two might be tied in to Jade Helm and September. Maybe even Project Blue Beam

I'm not too worried,but it made for an interesting breakfast. My son had his headphones on listening Rob Zombie the whole time and didn't hear a word.

Best wishes, stay safe.
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06/11/2015 02:06 PM
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Interesting. Although I'm not sure if this deserves a

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or a

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06/11/2015 02:09 PM
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They were probably out seeing if they cld get anyone to fall for their crap.
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06/11/2015 02:09 PM
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is this another one of them "stories"
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Ok, first, what the hell is a Waffle Hut?
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Have the tears started yet?...
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They were probably out seeing if they cld get anyone to fall for their crap.
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You know, I was even thinking that they were purposely planting this stuff.

Who knows, we'll see.
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Have the tears started yet?...
 Quoting: King Triad


Nope. I don't cry easily these days. It'll take more than a couple of wannabe MIB to get these tear ducts boiling.
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06/11/2015 02:21 PM
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Wow.

Tears are streaming down my cheeks.

My butt cheeks, that is.

No shit!
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06/11/2015 02:22 PM
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Ok, first, what the hell is a Waffle Hut?
 Quoting: Mugatu


Every town has their variation on the theme;Flapjeck Shack, Pancake City. Cheap eats for the masses. Greasy Spoons.
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Wow.

Tears are streaming down my cheeks.

My butt cheeks, that is.

No shit!
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Hope your feeling better soon.
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06/11/2015 02:24 PM
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is this another one of them "stories"
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It does rather reek of one of them "stories" and I do admit that I used some of the conventions of the memes to push along the basic facts that these two guys are saying something earthshattering is about to be unleashed on us.

I think it is more a case of life imitation fiction.
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I'm calling it.

They've hired a new writer, and this is his/her first time out.

New, fresh voice with interesting spin but all-too-familiar "Writery" quality including specific information normal people wouldn't really remember or have access to or think to include in their anecdote:

Identical plates of food. How would OP know?

Son listening to Rob Zombie.

Other clues include OP being self-referential to GLP knowing about Uncle Intel and using it to dismiss the charge.

Fear Shills: Listen up.

This is how you write a real story told by real people.

Hey, so I was having breakfast at Steak and Shake and overheard two guys in suits mentioning something about a communication from a spaceship to Earth, and that the news was going to get out in a day or two. Something about containing the hysteria.

By the time I thought to start recording what I was hearing, it was pretty much over, sorry!

I probably should've tried to take a picture of these guys, they looked very out of place. We have CIA office in the area, pretty well known by locals so I didn't want to get a visit, you know?

Anyone else get wind of any thing like this? This is coming from Atlanta, by the way.

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So I was down at the local Waffle Hut with my son this morning and overheard a conversation at the next table that has me wondering about all the dots I've been refusing to connect.

The two suits sitting at the next table did not belong at a Waffle Hut, they seemed out of place and uncomfortable rubbing elbows with the likes of regular joes like myself. Not sure why they chose this place when they could have driven another mile or two and made it to an environment where they could fit in more and enjoy their $5 coffees and eggbeater Paleo breakfasts

Anyway,they both seemed to be experiencing a flood of emotions as they pushed their identical orders around their plates, giddy one minute, highly agitated the next, then morose,even sullen before going back to elevated giddiness.

Seems that they work for "an agency" and that there has been a breach of security about a certain unexpected communication to the people of earth from a Spaceship.

Yeah, I know, we're entering into real "Listen tard, this is your Uncle" territory.

They would laugh about how all the drones are going to shit their pants when the news hits the global nerve in the next 36-48 hours and then start talking about contingency plans and how to contain the hysteria.

One, at one point, I swear, almost did have a tear stream down his face as he mentioned how yesterday might have been the last time he'll ever see Miquel and Maria. I'm guessing they are his kids, but who knows, they could just as easily have been his pet sea monkeys.

The other one seemed to be the more controlled of the two and kept saying not to worry, the mechanisms are in place and once the flag goes up the pick ups would start being made.

I think one of them sensed that I was listening in and they both clammed up and started talking about the women's world cup for fucks sake.

So, I'm guessing that whatever breaks in the next day or two might be tied in to Jade Helm and September. Maybe even Project Blue Beam

I'm not too worried,but it made for an interesting breakfast. My son had his headphones on listening Rob Zombie the whole time and didn't hear a word.

Best wishes, stay safe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23653717


That was me and my friend, we like fucking with idiots.
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I'm calling it.

They've hired a new writer, and this is his/her first time out.

New, fresh voice with interesting spin but all-too-familiar "Writery" quality including specific information normal people wouldn't really remember or have access to or think to include in their anecdote:

Identical plates of food. How would OP know?

Son listening to Rob Zombie.

Other clues include OP being self-referential to GLP knowing about Uncle Intel and using it to dismiss the charge.

Fear Shills: Listen up.

This is how you write a real story told by real people.

Hey, so I was having breakfast at Steak and Shake and overheard two guys in suits mentioning something about a communication from a spaceship to Earth, and that the news was going to get out in a day or two. Something about containing the hysteria.

By the time I thought to start recording what I was hearing, it was pretty much over, sorry!

I probably should've tried to take a picture of these guys, they looked very out of place. We have CIA office in the area, pretty well known by locals so I didn't want to get a visit, you know?

Anyone else get wind of any thing like this? This is coming from Atlanta, by the way.
 Quoting: Supertzar


OMG after reading that I have tears streaming down my face and my hands are trembling!

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Ok, first, what the hell is a Waffle Hut?
 Quoting: Mugatu


It's right next to Wall Drug.
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06/11/2015 04:45 PM
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I'm sure OP is faking it, but for what its worth a certain Flake at Emory University posted this on his FB page today:

"This is just a heads up. Tomorrow I will make a major post about a transmission intercepted by NASA from a extraterrestrial spacecraft. The transmission apparently contains an direct message to all of humankind. This will be huge.This is just a heads up. Tomorrow I will make a major post about a transmission intercepted by NASA from a extraterrestrial spacecraft. The transmission apparently contains an direct message to all of humankind. This will be huge."

Not sure he remote viewed it.
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your story reminds of the plot of Miracle Mile, which was actually a pretty good flick
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06/11/2015 04:53 PM
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Think OP think...

Was there any details on HOW the spaceship communicated with the people of earth?

I'm wondering if it might be on YT or something.
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06/11/2015 04:56 PM
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So I was down at the local Waffle Hut with my son this morning and overheard a conversation at the next table that has me wondering about all the dots I've been refusing to connect.

The two suits sitting at the next table did not belong at a Waffle Hut, they seemed out of place and uncomfortable rubbing elbows with the likes of regular joes like myself. Not sure why they chose this place when they could have driven another mile or two and made it to an environment where they could fit in more and enjoy their $5 coffees and eggbeater Paleo breakfasts

Anyway,they both seemed to be experiencing a flood of emotions as they pushed their identical orders around their plates, giddy one minute, highly agitated the next, then morose,even sullen before going back to elevated giddiness.

Seems that they work for "an agency" and that there has been a breach of security about a certain unexpected communication to the people of earth from a Spaceship.

Yeah, I know, we're entering into real "Listen tard, this is your Uncle" territory.

They would laugh about how all the drones are going to shit their pants when the news hits the global nerve in the next 36-48 hours and then start talking about contingency plans and how to contain the hysteria.

One, at one point, I swear, almost did have a tear stream down his face as he mentioned how yesterday might have been the last time he'll ever see Miquel and Maria. I'm guessing they are his kids, but who knows, they could just as easily have been his pet sea monkeys.

The other one seemed to be the more controlled of the two and kept saying not to worry, the mechanisms are in place and once the flag goes up the pick ups would start being made.

I think one of them sensed that I was listening in and they both clammed up and started talking about the women's world cup for fucks sake.

So, I'm guessing that whatever breaks in the next day or two might be tied in to Jade Helm and September. Maybe even Project Blue Beam

I'm not too worried,but it made for an interesting breakfast. My son had his headphones on listening Rob Zombie the whole time and didn't hear a word.

Best wishes, stay safe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23653717


Yeah, I'm sure these 2 suits, highly trained with the highest security level, would be talking within earshot of the sheep about such a highly classified subject.
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06/11/2015 05:05 PM
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There was only one suit and he was on the phone with his colleague.

Can't you follow directions. I told you to say there was one suit. Now we have to make up another fake and gay story.
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I thought the sea monkeys comment was funny. The rest of it fits the usual bright fat kid living in mom's basement starting on his career in creative writing.
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This thread needs boobies

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You do realize that waffle hut people may be a step down the evolutionary scale from even the walmart peeps. Just sayin'
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I think I might head down to the local Waffle Hut and see what's brewing.
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Will they stream down your face in 2050?
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Have the tears started yet?...
 Quoting: King Triad


Has the diarrhea started streaming down their legs?
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The Ufo conspiracy is a coverup for something much more important, even if they exist, its like pointing out a funny shape on a three branch when your lawn is on fire

I suggest white zombie though





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