I live in the mountains and i hold a twerking ceremony every friday night with BIGFOOTS!!

Been living up in these here mountain woods for a year now. One night i was blasting my radio outside at night , had a campfire going , drunk a few beers and was twerking to a miley cyrus song. I heard a noise and out stepped 2 bigfoot creatures, they were curious, they slowly came closer and started twerking to the music as they had seen me do, we all started dancin round the fire it was a awesome time. Now they expect a dance party every weekend!