Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!

But yes Jennifer Lopez is a very evil nasty monsterous cunt, seriously.

and Jennifer Lopez being one of the highest ranking of reptilian celebrities is ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND WORST EXPLOSIVE SHARTERS OF ALL THE HOLLYWOODS REPTILIAN CELEBRITIES, which makes Jennifer Lopez one of the biggest and worst explosive sharters in the world!

She REALLY is one massive shartista!

LMFAO, this will never get old, but it cannot get more disgusting but it is fucking hilarious!

They should call Jennifer Lopez's next album, "THE MASSIVE SHARTISTA"

ROFL.

A good name for such a vile disgusting fucked up PIG from hell!

OMG ughhhh ew, yeah THAT GUY IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF A REPTILIAN.

Crazy, violent and distructive with no reason to be distructive, and the big farts he does on purpose with people around OR not around and not to mention his HUGE crap stain on his pants that he does not mind or even LIKES having be on his pants just shows he is far FAR too fucked up and twisted to ever be human.

That guy is a vile disgusting fucked up PIG!!!!!

A degraded loathsome RETARDED pig seriously LMFAO.

OP, what evidence do you have that he's a reptilian? I've known a few, lets say "sketchy" individuals, and I know exactly what traits to look for. What kind of eye contact did this guy have?

Seriously anyone who deliberately farts very loudly in the bathroom by purposely giving themselves gas that otherwise WOULD NOT BE THERE whether it be a private bathroom or public bathroom is a reptilian because farting very loudly and a lot is something humans are far too put off by to do ON PURPOSE, it would make any human feel sick to their stomach emotionally and make them feel HORRIBLY humiliated about themselves to do the vile disgusting very loud or/and excessive amounts of farting ON PURPOSE by making themselves have to when they otherwise would NOT HAVE TO that reptilians deliberately do in bathrooms by as said, making themselves have to fart very loudly or/and a lot when they otherwise would NOT have to!

I seriously hope I don't have to go into it in more explained detail because talking about it that much makes me feel sick LOL.

WhatI if this thread is purposely made to distract from reptilian truth!

hahahahhahahaaaaaaa

and what is that reptilian truth?

Did he ever sit on your face?

I don't know any people who have had reptilians sit on their face!

There are reptilians everywhere because in every place in the world more than 1 out of 3 people in the population are reptilians!!!

You are a reptilian who is saying that to distract people from the truth that is thread on sharting reptilians is true!!!

How ironic!


It is in fact reptilians who fart a lot and LOUDLY TO VERY LOUDLY in the bathroom you idiot, they get gassy in ways that human could never get because they being not human have physical powers humans do not have!!! it's very fucked up.

K seriously there is nothing messed up or disgusting about human laughing at farting/sharting humor, so of course humans will laugh at it because it is funny but at the same time THEY FIND IT DISGUSTING.......... yet funny!

Reptilians laugh their asses off at shit humor you idiot and they do NOT get disgusted at the crap humor they are laughing at while humans will show disgust at the crap humor they are laughing at, THAT IS HOW YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM BEING HUMAN OR REPTILIAN, lmao.

Also, the reptilians actually get enjoyment out of crap humor!!!! while humans can find it hysterically funny but they don't get enjoyment over the actual farting and crap in the humor itself WHILE REPTILIANS DO, some get very sick enjoyment out of it, THOSE ARE OBVIOUS REPTILIANS!

So you are so wrong about it being humans and not reptilians, IT'S YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT US FROM THE TRUTH OF MASSIVE REPTILIAN FARTERS/SHARTERS!

Ok here is the barf icon, I didn't look through all the icon catogories!



Yes sharting reptilians are very fucked up and disgusting.

Sharting reptilian below!!!!

That is not how logic works.

Ostriches have 2 legs.
Your uncle has 2 legs.
Therefore, your uncle is an ostrich.

No

wait I always thought what happened in the bathroom stayred in the bathroom.

So if I load up on beans tonight and fart all damn day tomorrow then I am a reptilian? Now that is some weird azz $hit there.

By the way I think OP is a reptilian too he just doesn't want to admit it.

Ummmm NO, it is not that simple with people who fart/shart very loudly in the bathrooms AN UNUSUAL AMOUONT AND DO IT UNUSUALLY OFTEN.

Humans plain and simply do not fart/shart very loudy/a lot while going to the bathroom AND with those happenings being FREQUENT, ONLY REPTILIANS DO THAT.

There is a whole spectrum of loud farting/sharting from it happening once in a while(once or twice a month or so) to a guy which could be ether a human or reptilian, through it happening occasionally(once every like 7-10 days), to it being FREQUENT(once every few days to ALMOST EVERYDAY/EVERYDAY) and therefor the person doing it being 100% CHANCE NOT HUMAN, UGHH such a horrible and disgusting analogy!!!! lmao, while an animal or person having two legs is PLAIN AND SIMPLE BLACK AND WHITE.

If someone goes to the bathroom and everything was normal as in they did not eat something they were not very tolerant to and they STILL had A LOT of frequent farting while in the bathroom that means they are a reptilian even if the farting was not loud AND it does not happen to them most days they go to the bathroom, it only means ONE DAY THEY DECIDED TO BE A VILE DISGUSTING PIG.

If the above statement also included LOUD farting along with frequent farting during the time they were in the bathroom than YES that further confirms they are a vile disgusting fucked up reptilian.



I hate having to talk about this it makes me feel SICK but it's better to be able to separate reptilians from non reptilians by saying this.

If you ever hear someone farting mediumly loudly to LOUDLY while in the bathroom and their laugh is a sadistic snicker or sadistic pleasurable laugh than THEY ARE A REPTILIAN.

Because reptilians get ACTUAL PLEASURE OUT OF TAKING CRAPS AND MOST OF ALL TAKING ABNORMALLY HUGE CRAPS AND EVEN MORE SO FARTING LOUDLY TO VERY LOUDLY WHILE TAKING A CRAP, they get a VERY SICK PLEASURE OUT OF IT.

It is very fucked up and twisted.

and fucking hilarious.

When Jennifer Lopez sharts on the toilet(and sometimes when she is not even near a bathroom but only if no humans are around) her farting sounds VERY EXPLOSIVE!!! and therefor very very VERY LOUD.

So fucking vile and disgusting and just very very fucked up HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Very very true!

Ewwwwww!!!

I'v heard of people who say they lived with a guy/sometimes girl who would fart loudly to very loudly when they thought they were the only one in the apartment!

I'v heard of more than one case where a reptilian guy and sometimes girl will do a very to veeerry loud "double fart" when going to the bathroom that sounds like two simultaneous LOUD farts done in sequence with each other!!!

Its as fucked up as anything, and sooo fucking funny!!!!

I heard the two simultaneous farts-sharts in the bathroom that they purposely do is them secretly saying with their double farts that "THERE ARE TWO OF HIM/HER" meaning that they are secretly saying that there are two of the human you know because I am their secret(or non secret) reptilian impersonator!

Its true!!!!

I heard that the 3 guys and girl that happened to are human and very good looking as well, but that the days where those 4 did those LOUD ASS double toilet farts that the humans were "somewhere else" those days and that it was reptilian impersonators of them who did those very loud double farts in the bathroom!! and most of all that the days those 4 impersonators of those people were doing the "there are two of us" double very loud farts in the bathroom that their faces were noticeably less good looking than those 4 actual people's faces really are, they looked similar to them those days but noticeably less attractive with their features not even the same!!! quite similar but DIFFERENT!, let alone being simply less attractive.

Well obviously it was the secret legal features of those 4 humans impersonators showing through those days their reptilian impersonators were sharting lmfao!

So fucking nasty! it makes me want to barf I mean what the fucking hell is wrong with them? lmfao!!!!, nasty and soooo funny.

Jennifer Lopez is definitely a reptilian, same with Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox, Justin Bieber obviously and Justin Timberlake too!! so they allshart beastly in their private lives!!!

LMFAO!!!!!

Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox both have a resemblance to Angelina Jolie!!

Megan Fox does a lot obviously, Olivia Wilde does too but not quite as much as Megan Fox but you can still see the resemblance, its there!

Justin Timberlake looks like Hugh Jackman and Orlando Bloom, i'v had other people tell me he looks like Hugh Jackman and Orlando Bloom as well but you don't need people to tell you that for you to see it obviously lol.

Gross ass fucked up pigs, they are fucking retarded.

Ohh yes!

Megan Fox also looks like Lindsay Lohan! not as much as she looks like Angelina Jolie obviously, but she still has a noticeable resemblance to Lindsay Lohan!! If you look at Megan Fox's face closely you can definitely see it!

It's so obvious that all the crimes Lindsay Lohan has been charged for were not Lindsay Lohan!!! They were all done by Lindsay Lohan's reptilian impersonator!!!!

It's obvious because humans are totally sane, only reptilians are crazy.

OMG!!!!!

and crazy behavior and all the drunk and drugged out pictures of Lindsay Lohan are not Lindsay Lohan!!! They are pictures of Lindsay Lohan's reptilian impersonator!!

and same with Britney Spears(who Katherine Heigl looks like! since Britney Spears is the prettier one, and Britney makes only just a component large component but not full component of Katherine Heigl's face while Katherine Heigl makes no component of Britney Spears face that is how you know Britney is the human one!)

Same with Amanda Bynes as well, another very normal celebrity who went PSYCHO! it was a reptilian impersonating Amanda Bynes who went crazy as hell not the actual real Amanda Bynes!

Really bizarre!!

WTF why isn't all of this impersonator framing stuff being dealt with by the authorities? shouldn't these impersonators of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears go to jail for framing people with crazy behavior that amounted to actual crimes being done???

I heard that Jennifer Lopez masturbates when she sharts explosively! and that MANY reptilian celebrities both female and male masturbate as they shart explosively on purpose.

Their massive explosive sharts are so big because they make themselves have to shart when they otherwise would not need to at all!!!! by eating a ton.

I can imderstand. Then it is true a night of drinking to be drink does make me an uncontrolled reptiallian. Otherwise I am fine.

Reptilians do fart and shart loudly to very loudly AND hugely at the same time to deliberately gross humans out, but the number 1 reasons reptilians shart loudly, to very loudly and very VERY loudy to the point of it being literal HUGE TO GIANT explosions(that are as said very VERY loud to the point of it being immensely loud fart-crap-combo giant explosions) of sharting is for their own pleasure, enjoyment and fun!!!!!! and that they often do stereotypically evil laughs and do stereotypically evil laughs loudly to very loudly as they shart explosively to very explosively on purpose for the enjoyment and pleasure of it.

the number one reason, not reasons, that was a typo.

Or I could have said "the number 1 of the reasons reptilians shart loudly, to very loudy and TO very VERY loudly to the point of being litteral HUGE TO GIANT explosions"

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