Dear AC Canada,
Yes, the joke is impressive to say the least. I have been corresponding with Ron Jeremy who will attest, it is best without teeth, although he warned me that it ruined his career as a porn star. He assured me that he was happy working as pizza delivery man though.

I sent Santa another letter requesting that Ron receive a hedgehog for Christmas.

I did not specify between the chocolate or the animal so I am not sure what Ron will receive.

I also fear Santa is overloaded with requests for Ninja Turtles and Transformers that he might not get around to all my letters.

I am sending Kai a transmission via the Star Trek fart smone to insist that Santa upgrade to emails, using the pole prancer net space service.