If Satan had success in tempting Jesus...

Another Jesus would have come.

The 'jesus' story is not anymore different than Buddha. In fact the Christain faith is like the retards version of the vedic texts. In Celtic circles we have the journey of the fool. In vedic circles they tend to stop at step 13...the Devil and then they wash their hands of the situation and declare they are finished.

Mara vs Buddha
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With the Journey of the fool, it is 21 steps. 21 lifetimes of living each role. Each card, each step over a lifetime.

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I have done this 98 times by 21 lifetimes. I have held the torc 98 times. I have been the devil 98 times. I have been the world 98 times. I have been a god 98 times. I have been a king 98 times. There is nothing that can be offered to me that I can't get on my own.

If wondering why I don't give a shit what any of you believe, that would be why. I have walked time for eons. I know Shiva personally. I met Coyote when he was puppy, the blue eyes in his skull were put there after he was screwing around and lost his original ones. I knew the first dragon and was the Consort to the Dragon Empress, my first wife. I taught Mars how to plant his first garden before he built his first Spear and Shield. FuXi and Nuwa called me the Gardener. The Muslims called me Al Khdir. I have been a tinker, a tailor, soldier and a spy. And that's just on Earth. Universe is a big place and here's the things about 'god', no one fucking knows. Certainly wouldn't write a book on some backwards shit hole like earth and leave it to bicker about.

Now to the Celtic circles I have always been a proxy of Cerunnos, the Boatman as they are my people. Most of all I am a contractor that sorts out poorly run business when it interferes with mine. Because when a handful of piddly squat upstarts that might pass a 9 maybe a 10 bump into MY business. You best believe my Sheilagh strikes knee caps and you'll get a talking to. Might not kill, but it's going certainly make sure you wish you were some place else.

Now to even entertain the idea that Apollonus was Jesus is laughable. "Jesus Christ" is really the watered down moronic marketing spin of Krishna. Who also like Buddha had to face his trials with Mara and understand his own worst enemy was himself. The fact is the process has been going on so long and there have been so many doing it, it's just a point of affairs to point out that "saviors" are as rare as broken glass in a Mall parking lot. The sad fact is there's never been a Jesus, unless you are talking about Mexican lads. (who are usually really nice fellers)

The 'great evil' of Mara incidentally, is part of the process of making sure a piece of shit doesn't slip under the fence. If you manage to make it past "the Devil" (lol whatever), you are in the clear for landing on earth and staying on earth. The temptations he throws are laughable and it's very easy to goose him if you know how while leading his crew on a snape hunt. If you've done it a couple of times in emergency situations, it's old hat.

The Buddha story sounds pretty stupid to me. Just another counterfeit.

Older than any of the Abraham faiths. Much older but the process is much the same. If wondering about the 'numbers' these knuckle heads keep spinning around. 7 is a 'Krishna' level. 9 is a regional god level. 10 is a solar system level. 11 would be a shiva. I am around a 4500 and even I report to someone else, have responsibilities and a statement of work I abide by.

But it happened that I was vacationing on Earth and getting some business done when some dumb pig fucker jews killed my host body then the got to cloning me.

Guess who's going going to wish they were never born in 2 years 8 months and 3 days?

It's certainly not he Celts to be sure, they actually know who I am instinctively just as every "Dragon", 'Elf', 'Cat', 'Dog' does. Shit even the Muslims watch their P's and Q's around me. To cross me while I'm on a break and enjoying myself on shoreleave. They will be broken over the cross of the loci as you lot are dropped into the black hole I requested a while ago. Not even Ganesh will step in to save it this time and Mara wisely ran away after a conversation on his options.

Consider it's a fair deal the entire solar system including earth is going into the 'eye' of the black hole you got dropped into, since you all want to meet your maker so badly. Me though, I've been through the cycles a couple of times and have no worries, nor do mine. Just collecting the important personelle and some of their staff to make sure the other groups have some coverage.

The rest of you...lulz, you seriously should have controlled yourselves. The last time you nuked me, in 'this' place...in death, you are all powerless. I suggest the huggle muggles abandon ship as soon as they are able or you can join them in the "eye" of the loci.

“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Why? To submit to insult is to invite injury. A line was crossed and all the toys go away forever in the forge of the loci. Starting from scratch is for the best here.

Interesting topic. So if Jesus was tempted it means that also all other prophets were tempted as well and this could explain why in the Books there are parts talking about the necessity of war and murdering contradicting completely the primary God's message of Love, Compassion and Respect

Satan. Tempts. Because if you give into the temptations satan gets power over you and can legally kill you.


Satan made a huge mistake because Jesus resisted all his temptations, but satan stirred of his agents among the jews and had Jesus murdered anyway. Sinless.


Because of satan's mistake all the ones Jesus redeems don't have to suffer in in hades. satan has to suffere in hades in their stead.

If wondering why no fucks are being given about 'who runs earth'. It just won't be around in 2 years, 8 months and 3 days.

The rest of the Celts are my passengers to a new spot that's less cluttered with jews and in a lovey part of Celtic space with three suns. We're bringing along a couple of other houses as well that we're related to by blood as cousins and get them settled in somewheres. It's a sure of a point that if you kick a family tree an Irishman (or woman) will fall out of it. And we've got cousins of all shapes, sizes, colours and heritages, all sharing a common ancestry in their blood somehow.