There are more insane people than sane in this world

And these insane people outnumbering the sane as they do like to label you the insane one. They whisper to each other in little secret huddles all talking about how cray cray you are whilst to your face they are all full of smiles.

The more you open your mouth, the crazier they think you are. Being sane is an undercover operation. Your job is as a reporter. Don't break your cover. Do as they do. When in Rome do as the Romans do.

Heed these words if you value your sanity.