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Tahmmy's sphincter muscule is taking Jorch,

To the point of no return...

No turnin' back,

No, no turnin' back....
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Is that Markie Post?? Lol LOOOOOK!!!!!
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Is that Markie Post?? Lol LOOOOOK!!!!!
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The Anglo one
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"It's called having the gay edge... I've got the gay edge."

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Tonight on Coast:

Jorch dresses as Cardinal George Pell and chases naughty "choirboy" Tahhmmeeee around a church.

The show ends when Jorch/Pell finally catches Tahhmm by the organ....



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Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 02/25/2019 08:46 PM
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Tonight on Coast:

Jorch dresses as Cardinal George Pell and chases naughty "choirboy" Tahhmmeeee around a church.

The show ends when Jorch/Pell finally catches Tahhmm by the organ....



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Jorch is about to get medieval on Tahmmy’s buttocks.
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Jorch steals metal signs from various places and puts them on the wall in his house...

From a grocery store, he has a sign that says “Deliveries in Rear”.

From a sign off a rural road, he has a “No Dumping” sign.

From a golf driving range, he’s got a sign that says “Men No Woods!”
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Another sign he has: “Backdoor Guests are Best”.
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Jorch is a Neuer Welt Mensch.
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Jorch steals metal signs from various places and puts them on the wall in his house...

From a grocery store, he has a sign that says “Deliveries in Rear”.

From a sign off a rural road, he has a “No Dumping” sign.

From a golf driving range, he’s got a sign that says “Men No Woods!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


Tommy has matching signs when he dons his hi viz vest and work boots (and nuthin else)..

"Wide load"
"Slippery When Wet"
"Dangerous Curves"
"Sunken Pothole"
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
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Jorch steals metal signs from various places and puts them on the wall in his house...

From a grocery store, he has a sign that says “Deliveries in Rear”.

From a sign off a rural road, he has a “No Dumping” sign.

From a golf driving range, he’s got a sign that says “Men No Woods!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


Tommy has matching signs when he dons his hi viz vest and work boots (and nuthin else)..

"Wide load"
"Slippery When Wet"
"Dangerous Curves"
"Sunken Pothole"
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"Oversized Load"
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Jorch is a Neuer Welt Mensch.
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Und eins Alt Kippe!
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D.B. Cooper never jumped. He was locked in the shitter with explosive diarrhea.
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Jorch steals metal signs from various places and puts them on the wall in his house...

From a grocery store, he has a sign that says “Deliveries in Rear”.

From a sign off a rural road, he has a “No Dumping” sign.

From a golf driving range, he’s got a sign that says “Men No Woods!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


Tommy has matching signs when he dons his hi viz vest and work boots (and nuthin else)..

"Wide load"
"Slippery When Wet"
"Dangerous Curves"
"Sunken Pothole"
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lmaolmaolmao
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
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Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
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Jorch is a Neuer Welt Mensch.
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Und eins Alt Kippe!
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Webster’s Dictionary translation: a fruit of the highest order.
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Jorch steals metal signs from various places and puts them on the wall in his house...

From a grocery store, he has a sign that says “Deliveries in Rear”.

From a sign off a rural road, he has a “No Dumping” sign.

From a golf driving range, he’s got a sign that says “Men No Woods!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


Tommy has matching signs when he dons his hi viz vest and work boots (and nuthin else)..

"Wide load"
"Slippery When Wet"
"Dangerous Curves"
"Sunken Pothole"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20017619


"Oversized Load"
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lol
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77409018


Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
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Jorch was probably the kind of sailor who wouldn't believe he'd crossed the equator on a trip from Norfolk Va. to Capetown SA because he never saw the dotted line in the water.

howstupid-CUB
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77409018


Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
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I'm glad I didn't hear that . Jarch thinks the International Date Line is a singles app. Wasn't he a sailor ( squirt splat ) ? How do you spend time on a ship and be confused by time zones?
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Is that Markie Post?? Lol LOOOOOK!!!!!
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The one in Green? I think her name is "ball drainer"
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boom33<< Jenna Marbles
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THIS


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How does it survive?
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Is that Markie Post?? Lol LOOOOOK!!!!!
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The one in Green? I think her name is "ball drainer"
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Hahahahahahahaha!!
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77409018


Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


Jorch was probably the kind of sailor who wouldn't believe he'd crossed the equator on a trip from Norfolk Va. to Capetown SA because he never saw the dotted line in the water.

howstupid-CUB
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77409018


Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
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I'm glad I didn't hear that . Jarch thinks the International Date Line is a singles app. Wasn't he a sailor ( squirt splat ) ? How do you spend time on a ship and be confused by time zones?
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77409018


Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


I'm glad I didn't hear that . Jarch thinks the International Date Line is a singles app. Wasn't he a sailor ( squirt splat ) ? How do you spend time on a ship and be confused by time zones?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63286947


While in the Navy, when crossing the 98th degree to the 99th, then 100th, Jorch would feel his forehead and think to himself, “Funny, I don’t feel feverish.”
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Jorch gets mind boggled by Australian time zones being so different from Los Angeles, guest shows some class and feigns audio drop out rather than telling him he's an f'ing idiot.

boom33 <--- at Jorch, not time zones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77409018


Hahahahahah Exactly!! I heard that. Jorch must’ve dropped his 3x5 notecards with the questions prepared for him by Lisa Lyon and was trying to fill the void with small talk, which in Jorch’s case translates to small brain talk.

After asking the guest in Australia what time and day it was there, Jorch said something to the effect of, “Isn’t that incredible how the time zones are so different?” I was paying bills at my desk when I heard him say that. I looked up and stared at the radio in disbelief for what must’ve been 5 or 6 seconds, thinking I must’ve heard him wrong. Sadly, no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73223183


I'm glad I didn't hear that . Jarch thinks the International Date Line is a singles app. Wasn't he a sailor ( squirt splat ) ? How do you spend time on a ship and be confused by time zones?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63286947


While in the Navy, when crossing the 98th degree to the 99th, then 100th, Jorch would feel his forehead and think to himself, “Funny, I don’t feel feverish.”
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98.6 degrees? Human body temperature. Anybody? Bueller?... Bueller?!

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