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Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert

 
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When these assholes find themselves repeatedly confronted by groups of 4 or 5 adult males asking them exactly what they're doing, and who call the police to intervene, the phenomenon will cease.
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call the police? there will be no police calling, they will get dragged into those woods and be dealt with.
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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
The new "IT" movie about to be released
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Are you serious?

If this was a movie marketing campaign, they wouldn't be targeting kids in small, backwood towns.

They'd be hanging out in public areas like malls and street markets.
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Guess you don't know marketing. I has you talking about creepy clowns seeking out children. The exact premise of the movie.
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youre a fucking idiot who thnks he's enlightened, i can tell.

how about we meet up so you can "market" this movie in my town...i promise you wont leave this town...

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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
The new "IT" movie about to be released
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Are you serious?

If this was a movie marketing campaign, they wouldn't be targeting kids in small, backwood towns.

They'd be hanging out in public areas like malls and street markets.
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Why do people keep saying the film is about to be released? It's not scheduled to be out until Sept 2017
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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
Oh no it's the invasion of the "Killer Clowns From Outer Space"LOL.....these guys should be shown the 'ole blanket baseball trick. You know the one where you throw a blanket over someone then you have batting practice with them.
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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

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If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

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If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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Triple pay if she does it topless.
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See what pandering to perverts has gotten us?
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Clowns are evil. Everyone knows that.


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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

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 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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NONE of you pussies is ever going to do sh*t

asshat
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Got a thing for pedo-clowns, huh?

Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
When these assholes find themselves repeatedly confronted by groups of 4 or 5 adult males asking them exactly what they're doing, and who call the police to intervene, the phenomenon will cease.
 Quoting: Berf Snurple


call the police? there will be no police calling, they will get dragged into those woods and be dealt with.
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bingo-NI

If you see a clown, beat him down.
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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

Kung Fu Kitty
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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My 6th grader always has her phone at the ready. She loves to photograph and record me without my knowledge -- she's like a little creeper paparazi with an I-phone.

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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

Kung Fu Kitty
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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Triple pay if she does it topless.
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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

Kung Fu Kitty
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


NONE of you pussies is ever going to do sh*t

asshat
 Quoting: OscillatingWorldDragon


Got a thing for pedo-clowns, huh?

Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
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She's a psycho that just got wack-a-moled. Ignore her.
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If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


NONE of you pussies is ever going to do sh*t

asshat
 Quoting: OscillatingWorldDragon


Got a thing for pedo-clowns, huh?

Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


She's a psycho that just got wack-a-moled. Ignore her.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I did enjoy her Oregonian witch hunt thread. Wonder why, if she's stalking witches, she would have a problem with us beating pedo-clowns, though.
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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
I have young children I am constantly vigilant whether they are clowns are not someone tries to harm me an mine they will be double tapped instant rag doll . People are just fucking socks now a days maybe it's always been like that we just hear about it more now because of the Internet . One of these predators steps out of line with not only my own children but someone's else's as well and I would not. lose a moments sleep about waterboarding the fuckers and then dropping them in a decompression chamber fuckem give em an extreme case of the bends . It's been happening here in Virginia where I'm at as well . Clowns are idiots too everyone packs here even the lil ole grannies and we know how to shoot . I fucking hate child predators . Fucking perverts .
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See something, Kill something.
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See something, Kill something.
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I fking Hate Clowns Creepy mofo's.
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See something, Kill something.
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I guess you guys didn't get the memo that this was a hoax.
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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

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Definitely! New violent reality TV show - Clown Hunters
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It's funny how we have clown sightings when Halloween is coming up. bump
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It's funny how we have clown sightings when Halloween is coming up. bump
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If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker.

Kung Fu Kitty
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If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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Triple pay if she does it topless.
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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
How the fuck do they know it is MEN dressed as clowns?!? Assume much???
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Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert
Airport cab driver here, with a high-security airbase other side of the field. There is a driver who kept, or maybe still keeps, a toy or toys in the back to entertain young passengers. He had a large stuffed clown in the back while taking a person around the field from the commercial airport to the base. Apparently, the clown startled the guard who was inspecting the cab at the gate.

Afterward as I was doing the same, the guard asked me if I had any items to declare beforehand, such as the usual contraband or "clowns". I laughed, he replied "they can be scary in the dark." I replied no sir. Dropped my passenger at billeting, which is near a barn outside the base, picked up my license at the gate, and with a wink said that I think I saw that clown run around behind the barn. Is a clown costume really enough now to justify murder. WHY SO SERIOUS?

I'm also the guy that would ask a new guard running the mirror under the cab to please check for leaks. DILLIGAF?

This job's not as much fun since Uber invaded two years ago, as three of my friends have passed since, on TYS (yeah that's Knoxville, TN) property, since. Several others over the last ten. The local news teams won't bother to come back for an interview as promised. RIP Charles, Kat, Pete & the rest. As Charles used to say: F-ck This Place.

Sorry to go off topicrant

Last Edited by hillbilly on 09/16/2016 11:08 AM
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When these assholes find themselves repeatedly confronted by groups of 4 or 5 adult males asking them exactly what they're doing, and who call the police to intervene, the phenomenon will cease.
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call the police? there will be no police calling, they will get dragged into those woods and be dealt with.
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bingo-NI

If you see a clown, beat him down.
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I understand your anger, but remember the "I have rights" scene from the movie "Dirty Harry". Don't give the sick bastards any chance to turn the system against you.

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All these GLPers and not one reference to 'Taken' y'all slipping.
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A shotgun will fix that.
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