Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64985415 United States 09/16/2016 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert When these assholes find themselves repeatedly confronted by groups of 4 or 5 adult males asking them exactly what they're doing, and who call the police to intervene, the phenomenon will cease. Quoting: Berf Snurple call the police? there will be no police calling, they will get dragged into those woods and be dealt with. |
The Deplorable Comedian :D User ID: 73002382 United States 09/16/2016 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64985415 United States 09/16/2016 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert Are you serious? If this was a movie marketing campaign, they wouldn't be targeting kids in small, backwood towns. They'd be hanging out in public areas like malls and street markets. Guess you don't know marketing. I has you talking about creepy clowns seeking out children. The exact premise of the movie. youre a fucking idiot who thnks he's enlightened, i can tell. how about we meet up so you can "market" this movie in my town...i promise you wont leave this town... pussy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71608968 United States 09/16/2016 09:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert Are you serious? If this was a movie marketing campaign, they wouldn't be targeting kids in small, backwood towns. They'd be hanging out in public areas like malls and street markets. Why do people keep saying the film is about to be released? It's not scheduled to be out until Sept 2017 |
Kilroywashere User ID: 71949730 United States 09/16/2016 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert Oh no it's the invasion of the "Killer Clowns From Outer Space"LOL.....these guys should be shown the 'ole blanket baseball trick. You know the one where you throw a blanket over someone then you have batting practice with them. All for one, and one for all. E2=AN "Never, ever die kneeling". Kilroy Are you a Good Soul or a Bad Soul? Remember..we are all born into this world an animal...and then taught to be human. The kind of human is the important part. race color creed should have nothing to do with it. Kilroy |
Deplorable Revbo™ User ID: 67405628 United States 09/16/2016 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
The Deplorable Comedian :D User ID: 73002382 United States 09/16/2016 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. Triple pay if she does it topless. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Deplorable Revbo™ User ID: 67405628 United States 09/16/2016 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. NONE of you pussies is ever going to do sh*t asshat Got a thing for pedo-clowns, huh? Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
Iron Sight User ID: 45391633 United States 09/16/2016 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert When these assholes find themselves repeatedly confronted by groups of 4 or 5 adult males asking them exactly what they're doing, and who call the police to intervene, the phenomenon will cease. Quoting: Berf Snurple call the police? there will be no police calling, they will get dragged into those woods and be dealt with. If you see a clown, beat him down. Iron Sight |
The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/16/2016 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. My 6th grader always has her phone at the ready. She loves to photograph and record me without my knowledge -- she's like a little creeper paparazi with an I-phone. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/16/2016 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. Triple pay if she does it topless. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/16/2016 09:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. NONE of you pussies is ever going to do sh*t asshat Got a thing for pedo-clowns, huh? Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? She's a psycho that just got wack-a-moled. Ignore her. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
Deplorable Revbo™ User ID: 67405628 United States 09/16/2016 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert ... Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™ If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. NONE of you pussies is ever going to do sh*t asshat Got a thing for pedo-clowns, huh? Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? She's a psycho that just got wack-a-moled. Ignore her. I did enjoy her Oregonian witch hunt thread. Wonder why, if she's stalking witches, she would have a problem with us beating pedo-clowns, though. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
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The Deplorable Comedian :D User ID: 73002382 United States 09/16/2016 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert If I see one, I know a creepy clown who will end up in the hurt locker. Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith If you do, make sure to get one of your kids to record it. Seeing LJS going kung fu medieval on some pedo-clown's ass would just be the greatest thing ever posted on this site. Triple pay if she does it topless. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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degruntled hillbilly User ID: 72705501 United States 09/16/2016 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert Airport cab driver here, with a high-security airbase other side of the field. There is a driver who kept, or maybe still keeps, a toy or toys in the back to entertain young passengers. He had a large stuffed clown in the back while taking a person around the field from the commercial airport to the base. Apparently, the clown startled the guard who was inspecting the cab at the gate. Afterward as I was doing the same, the guard asked me if I had any items to declare beforehand, such as the usual contraband or "clowns". I laughed, he replied "they can be scary in the dark." I replied no sir. Dropped my passenger at billeting, which is near a barn outside the base, picked up my license at the gate, and with a wink said that I think I saw that clown run around behind the barn. Is a clown costume really enough now to justify murder. WHY SO SERIOUS? I'm also the guy that would ask a new guard running the mirror under the cab to please check for leaks. DILLIGAF? This job's not as much fun since Uber invaded two years ago, as three of my friends have passed since, on TYS (yeah that's Knoxville, TN) property, since. Several others over the last ten. The local news teams won't bother to come back for an interview as promised. RIP Charles, Kat, Pete & the rest. As Charles used to say: F-ck This Place. Sorry to go off topic Last Edited by hillbilly on 09/16/2016 11:08 AM Water is the only drink for a wise man. Call me a pot but heat me not.-Putin Silence is where God speaks. Anything else is but a poor translation. -Rumi Wanna hear God laugh? Just talk about your plans. An old broom knows all the corners. Slow is steady; steady is smooth; smooth is fast. Success has a thousand fathers but failure only one son. The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.-Gibran |
Berf Snurple User ID: 7301917 United States 09/16/2016 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bizarre epidemic of men dressed as clowns threatening to abduct children sweeps USA – as cops warn terrified parents to be on alert When these assholes find themselves repeatedly confronted by groups of 4 or 5 adult males asking them exactly what they're doing, and who call the police to intervene, the phenomenon will cease. Quoting: Berf Snurple call the police? there will be no police calling, they will get dragged into those woods and be dealt with. If you see a clown, beat him down. I understand your anger, but remember the "I have rights" scene from the movie "Dirty Harry". Don't give the sick bastards any chance to turn the system against you. |
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