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Evolution is one of the biggest lies ever told

 
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I can't roast marshmallows by sunlight, therefore it is not a ball of fire.

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Your first post proves you are not qualified to comment.
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How so?
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Why is this stupid topic pinned?
Because dopie opie used the word "thermodynamics" without knowing what he's talking about or even bothering to explain?

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God would not want to spend such a long time creating.

As if he had nothing better to do.
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I can't roast marshmallows by sunlight, therefore it is not a ball of fire.

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That is so weak of an argument. One of which I am not making. You are lying. You are putting words in my mouth.

I said evolution can not be measured. Observed. Or repeated.

I'm not saying since B hasn't happen A isn't A.
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Who your real father is is one of the biggest lies ever told bastard.
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Why is this stupid topic pinned?
Because dopie opie used the word "thermodynamics" without knowing what he's talking about or even bothering to explain?

iamwith
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2nd law of thermodynamics means things decay.

So a pool of water and radiation isn't going to create life. It will just further decay.
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God would not want to spend such a long time creating.

As if he had nothing better to do.
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Some people want to wait a hundred billion years for the new heaven and the new Earth.
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Who your real father is is one of the biggest lies ever told bastard.
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Why so sensitive to me using the definition of scientific proof to show how evolution isn't scientifically proven?

You can't claim something of what you claim to be in it's out definition excludes what you are claiming.
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So what makes you a fucking expert on evolution
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His belief in Jesus
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At least Jesus existed, and still does.

He's the Alpha and the Omega.

...
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wrong

putin
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1. Evolution is not science.
A. It can not be observed.
B. It can not be measured.
C. It can not be repeated.

Therefore by definition it is not scientific.

2. It violates the 2nd Law of thermodynamics.
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5 stars. Humans were imprisoned on Earth by superior beings.
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So what makes you a fucking expert on evolution
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His belief in Jesus
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At least Jesus existed, and still does.

He's the Alpha and the Omega.

Evolution on the other hand, does not exist in the macro form, but only in the micro form, which is commonly referred to as "adaptation".

There is no such thing as macro evolution, where one species "evolves" into another.

But if a Canadian wolf's offspring and successive generations wanders further and further south, into, say, Arizona, those wolves ADAPT, by becoming smaller with a less dense coat.

But even being given so-called "millions of years" to adapt, they will never become horses, or any other species.
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How did Jesus Pray?

"Hello dad, are you there?
Its me, you."
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Re: Evolution is one of the biggest lies ever told
the hierarchical similarity of species correlates with the time of their appearance in the fossil record

as well as with phases of development of the fetus

darwin understood some of this even without knowing dna existed

then his theory essentially PREDICTED the existence of DNA

the value of the theory of evolution is that it provides an explanation for the correlations in all of these findings

of course we see evolutionary changes at a small scale within a species all the time
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Funny so many people here believe evolution but few know Darwin was a satanist and an occultist.
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Funny so many people here believe evolution but few know Darwin was a satanist and an occultist.
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Occultists seek hidden knowledge. Nothing wrong with that.
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So what makes you a fucking expert on evolution
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His belief in Jesus
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At least Jesus existed, and still does.

...
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How did Jesus Pray?
...
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jesus prayed to putin
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1. Evolution is not science.
A. It can not be observed.
B. It can not be measured.
C. It can not be repeated.

Therefore by definition it is not scientific.

2. It violates the 2nd Law of thermodynamics.
 Quoting: Cavjock12


What happens when you worship the creature and disregard the creator?


ROMANS 1.
19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

UHH.. THEY TAUGHT EVOLUTION IN SCHOOLS.

WHAT WE GET FOR THIS? EXPERIMENT?
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:


UHH... YUP. WRONG ...SO WRONG THAT IT'S STILL GOING ON.

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

OH... IS THAT WHY THE WHITE HOUSE HAS RAINBOW LIGHTS?

GAME OVER.

PLEASE COME BACK TO GOD.
Acts 2:38 King James Version (KJV)

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
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these are not gods words!!

Humans invented them!! Humans wrote the bible NOT god!!

And Humans lie.
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Funny so many people here believe evolution but few know Darwin was a satanist and an occultist.
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Occultists seek hidden knowledge. Nothing wrong with that.
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What about when the rape and kill children to gain that secret "knowledge"
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Rapid Evolution Saved This Fish From Pollution, Study Says


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fucking idiot.
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That article states the genetic mutation was likely already in the fish in question and those are the ones that survived.

That is hardly a proof or even evidence of evolution and in fact, probably is evidence against it.

Genes can change with vibrations or even transmitted with light, which has nothing to do with billions of years and changing from one thing to another.

Genetics can be changed within a living organism in seconds with proper conditions, that does not mean evolution is real, genetic manipulation happens in nature and by other means.

A "creator" can manipulate Gnomes, there is no evidence Gnomes can create from nothing into their own creation.
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Funny so many people here believe evolution but few know Darwin was a satanist and an occultist.
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Occultists seek hidden knowledge. Nothing wrong with that.
 Quoting: History Lion


What about when the rape and kill children to gain that secret "knowledge"
 Quoting: Cavjock12


That is mental illness, not Occult. Anything not rational or outside your self, concerning these matters, is not Occult, but is related to "a cult". There is a huge difference.
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His belief in Jesus
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At least Jesus existed, and still does.

...
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How did Jesus Pray?
...
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jesus prayed to putin
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How did Jesus Pray?

"Hello dad, are you there?
Its me, you."
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Re: Evolution is one of the biggest lies ever told
1. Evolution is not science.
A. It can not be observed.
B. It can not be measured.
C. It can not be repeated.

Therefore by definition it is not scientific.

2. It violates the 2nd Law of thermodynamics.
 Quoting: Cavjock12


What happens when you worship the creature and disregard the creator?


ROMANS 1.
19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

UHH.. THEY TAUGHT EVOLUTION IN SCHOOLS.

WHAT WE GET FOR THIS? EXPERIMENT?
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:


UHH... YUP. WRONG ...SO WRONG THAT IT'S STILL GOING ON.

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

OH... IS THAT WHY THE WHITE HOUSE HAS RAINBOW LIGHTS?

GAME OVER.

PLEASE COME BACK TO GOD.
Acts 2:38 King James Version (KJV)

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
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these are not gods words!!

Humans invented them!! Humans wrote the bible NOT god!!

And Humans lie.
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The continually progressive change to which the meaning of words is subject, the want of a universal language which renders translation necessary, the errors to which translations are again subject, the mistakes of copyists and printers, together with the possibility of willful alteration, are of themselves evidences that the human language, whether in speech or in print, cannot be the vehicle of the Word of God. The Word of God exists in something else.
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Do you seriously guys believe everything written in some ancient book?
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Did you learn about Science from a book in a classroom when you were younger?

A book is a book, right?

[link to www.youtube.com]


This video is 2 hours.

Evolution vs Creationism is a big topic that cannot be summed up in a sentence or a 30 second video with enough information to be useful.

Even if you believe in Evolution, this guy is humorous and entertaining to watch.
hf
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Rev 3:9 <-- Wonder who these guys are?

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Well , man alone is working on pig and human embryos, a mixture of pig and human so they can grow organs

This has been all done before in Atlantean times,

Chimeras were real

And now the avg person can buy a gene slicing kit called Crispr
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I can't roast marshmallows by sunlight, therefore it is not a ball of fire.

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That is so weak of an argument. One of which I am not making. You are lying. You are putting words in my mouth.

I said evolution can not be measured. Observed. Or repeated.

I'm not saying since B hasn't happen A isn't A.
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Yes it can and has been. Every statement in your first post is incorrect and unsourced and therefore proves you do not understand the difference between science and strong opinion based on emotion.
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i'm not religious. and i don't believe in evolution the way it has been presented.

i do believe micro evolution exists. that part is easy

i sort of think that macro evolution must be a function of DNA, meaning that DNA can think.

possibly.
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Funny so many people here believe evolution but few know Darwin was a satanist and an occultist.
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Funny. Wink wink. Not one of the religious-
evolutionists can tell you one thing about Darwin's university qualifications to be a religious-
evolutionist.

teehee. Not one: not even our "scholarly'comedians
know anything about his lack of science training...
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Funny so many people here believe evolution but few know Darwin was a satanist and an occultist.
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Occultists seek hidden knowledge. Nothing wrong with that.
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What about when the rape and kill children to gain that secret "knowledge"
 Quoting: Cavjock12


Says the guy who is a true believer (judging by the sig) in the abrahamic religious construct that was, 1) created out of the tribal stories of people who suck the freshly circumcised penises of newborns and, 2) has an illustrious pedigree of pedophile priests among it's more ardent adherents.

You don't even understand what occultism really is. You just badger about with the ridiculous and contrived vision of it that was implanted in your mind by (((Hollywood))) and ignorant, Christian You Tubers who are exposing the "global satanic conspiracy". I bet you think Anton LaVey and Aleister Crowley were some of the most evil men to have ever lived.
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I can't roast marshmallows by sunlight, therefore it is not a ball of fire.

Science by OP
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That is so weak of an argument. One of which I am not making. You are lying. You are putting words in my mouth.

I said evolution can not be measured. Observed. Or repeated.

I'm not saying since B hasn't happen A isn't A.
 Quoting: Cavjock12


Yes it can and has been. Every statement in your first post is incorrect and unsourced and therefore proves you do not understand the difference between science and strong opinion based on emotion.
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Haha not opinion or emotion. By the definition of scientific proof. That's my source. Evolution doesn't meet that criteria. No emotion involved whatsoever. Again more lying by you against me.





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