What's up with the cat cult on GLP?

The Ancient Egyptians were right to believe felines are truly Divinely designed animals. I respect and appreciate their independent attitudes, and their inclinations to hang out only when they decide to.

Their camouflage patterns help them hide from predators and prey alike, and they have excellent jumping and running abilities. Their retractable claws and sharp teeth make them a force of nature against invading pests and vermin. Their pheromones alone deter most mice and rats from bothering us at home or food storage sites.

Their ultrasound hearing and night vision abilities make them excellent detectives of disturbance, and their ninja-like skills to appear and disappear make them mysterious.

Throw in the fact they share 96% of the same DNA as Tigers, and you have one heck of an awesome pet.

Never accept any food or drink when visiting a person who has a cat inside their house. Cats jump up onto the kitchen countertops after they’ve walked around in their litter boxes. Cat jump up onto the kitchen countertops and sit their asshole right on the countertops!!

b/c they enjoy toxoplasmosis

My cat doesn’t do that.

But you’re right.

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It's called the GLP Cult of Cats and I'm the one that noticed & named it. Go ahead, axe me a question.

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That video is really appropriate to the OP.

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They are the true rulers, and will eventually rise up and crush the Elite.

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kittens

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intell has a thing for cats. it goes way back to biblical times

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A: It's because:

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Independent double blind studies have confirmed this by the way...

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