I'm going to wear my necktie long like Trump to show off my manhood - in the office today let's see if the ladies like it

Me and Trump have a lot in common. I've read all his books. We're both hot to trot and make the ladies engines rev. Both very successful and think outside the box.

But I always thought his extra long necktie thing was too Country Club for me like the obtuse guy who should be better.

But I like his style. He gets people riled up. He's a winner. And I think pointing to his manhood with his necktie helps. Shows he's the boss and that he's open for some hot action - or is he? He's a conundrum

Anyway got my slacks on (brand new) and this bright red necktie I got at the thrift store for $1 - looks like it was never worn. Hate going into the office - the ladies act like they don't want me there even though I'll get plenty of accidental yet on purpose hand touches and hip brushes - revvvv those engines.