Attention seeking thread

Yeah. Post it on Fb.

Facebook isn't safe gurl. There are strange things happening in the Facebook underground, I almost lost my soul to the demonic forces at work there.

Social Media is the anti-christ and we are only slowly overcoming it as an advanced race. Past years have been sick times, don't even ask me about it I know too much.

Did you know Kool-Aid causes memory loss? All those 'good times' on Facebook forgotten, forever, because they never existed. Don't fool yourself.

Last Edited by REALLY WACK AMBUSH on 09/12/2017 07:07 AM

EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I'M A FROG!!!

*Jumps around like a frog*

Hahahahah good times.

Crap I was pointing to the girl not me. How embarassing! *Kawaii*

Are you gaining weight? Your face looks fatter.

For someone picking on a girl about weight your pretty fucking shallow mate, why don't you go eat a dictionary.

Yes, I know. :)

It really depends on what type of ATTENTION you want?? be careful what you ask for....

That makes two of us. Social Media is the 21st century koolaid. Wizards such as myself are working day and night to bend the perspectives of reality to make those high on their platforms appear like the retards they are.

And I know, because I was one of them once. I know the secrets of the trade. And I will not stop until I cbf anymore lolz

I'm actually the highest ranked troll on the internet. I'm not even bulletproof. I eat bullets.

show me your BOOBS!!!

Just looking at your Karma... you do seem to be getting attention ;)

Oh no, I can't take credit for that.

I transcended my human form into a rhythmic energy system, essentially translating my emotions into kinetic impulses, a few months ago or so. I take no credit for my past self, as my English evolved in turn, giving me a retarded amount of control over turning phrases. It's quite dumb really.

Make me laugh. Works every time.

Why should I, when this legendary hero can do it for me?

As a chronic self promoter, I thought it might be appropriate to slip this into the attention seeking thread.

This character is me in real life and he is doing a rap about something you might have heard of...

[link to soundcloud.com (secure)]

On the internet just know me as a frog. Cheers.

Make a music video with Lisa Loeb.

You got me now what

Set up the tents we're starting a circus.

I always wanted a role in that 30s movie Freaks

Ayy too true buddy.

I have zero interest in social media. My sister wanted me to make a twitter and instagram. I did, but never used them. One day if my business takes I may HAVE, but until then, no thanks.