I once received a text in error from a car dealership. They wanted to know if I was happy with the car. I assumed it was purchased already and wasnt aware that the person they were trying to comtact had taken the car overnight to Test before making final decision. So not knowing that I fucked with the salesman through text for a spn of 3 days.
Some of my demands / comments through text were:

I insisted the gear shifter had been used in a sexual manner because it had a weird smell. I accused the mechanics.
....Salesman said he would have it steam cleaned.

I said I would seal the deal if they gave me an orange colored air freshener and said Id freak out if they got it wrong and gave me a green one by mistake.
...Salesman said Ok.

On day 3 of this adventure they were asking where I was and I told them my eldery mother was severly constipated and that we would be there in a little while cause we had to stop for prune juice. THen a couple of hours later he was asking if I was on my way and I told him we took a wrong turn and ended up in Indiana so now mom wanted to stop and get some fireworks first!

ON Day 2 I told him i had a sister who was interested in a car but that she had horrible credit and possible warrants and asked if that would be a problem.
...Salesman said no and to bring her in.

ON day 2 he asked where my sister and i were and if we were still coming and I told him we had to stop at Mcdonalds cause she was overweight and had to have a bIgmac immediately. i told him she got in a fight with the cashier cause they ran out of apple pies and that now my mood was ruined so I was just heading back home.

Late on day 3 he started to get impatient because we didnt show up so I told him that im the one with all the problems having a constipated mother and an overweight sister with warrants and I told him to watch his tone with me.
...he replied, "come on!"

So i told him i didnt like his tone and that since we were in indiana getting fireworks, we were just going to buy a car there cause the taxes would be cheaper.

IT was then I learned the car was just being test driven and he told me he was calling the cops to report it stolen.
I came clean and said I had just been messing with him.
He told me he didnt care and would be calling the cops anyway....

So, somewhere, someone got arrested for a stolen vehicle and it was all because a salesman dialed my number by accident.

I felt a little guilty but it was hilarious and kept me busy for 3 days at my boring job!

True story.