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If U COULD PROGRAM YOUR OWN STAR-TREK STYLE 'HOLODECK', WHAT WOULD IT BE? A HAREM OR A PILE OF STEAKS/REUBEN SAMMICHES?

 
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I would have the original Hagia Sofia, chanting, incense, and a library full of the books of the Holy Fathers. May as well do something productive, right guys?
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I'd program TRUMP FOR LIFE IN THE WHITEHOUSE AND NEVER LEAVE THE HOLODECK!
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It has already been done. We are the Holodeck characters.

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I'd shag all the women at work in the bum
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Simulate killing commies so you can train!
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Visit Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
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I already have a personal holodeck where all my desires can be realized. It's called "lucid dreaming".

There's definitely a lot of sex happening in my holodeck.
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Hmm.. how GMO is computer generated holo food anyway?

chuckle

I'd program a holodeck to be a nice fantasy or sci-fi mmo type of game, and network it with everyone else's holodecks so we can have grand raids together

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Who's to say we aren't programming our own Holodecks already. Hmmmm, hadn't thought of that. We are on limited stand by Holodecks, I guess. The deluxe version, we'd probably end up committing suicide from TOO much sensory gratification, primary of which would PROLLY be foods that we love. Too much of anything is no good. I think that is one of the things we may be here to learn.
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I'd program in my ex wife only she'd want to have sex and act like a normal human being.
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A PILE OF PHILLY STEAK SANDWICHES (SAMMICHES IS EBONICS)

THEN A PILE OF CASH IN A HUGE CASINO IN ANOTHER ROOM.. HAVE A LOT OF FUN, THEN GO HOME AND SLEEP.
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I already have a personal holodeck where all my desires can be realized. It's called "lucid dreaming".

There's definitely a lot of sex happening in my holodeck.
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jpg or it's fake news
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An (old) example, on ewe.toobe:

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Riker wanted a Bone.

He's no Captain Kirk, that's for sure. :)
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A never-ending Saturday night, in the 70s, cruisin' Central Ave. in the meanest street machine built.
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First I'd activate the medical EMH cause I really need to fix all my medical problems. After that a program with Seven of Nine, T'Pol and Troi.The objective of the program... scientific research... of course...

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cream pies for miles and all my friends there to have a 3 Stooges style classic pie in the face fight!
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if i had only those two choices in the title i would def go for the sandwiches and start handing them out to anyone who wanted some.

easy.
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Me with a shotgun and Lyndon B. Johnson.
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A never-ending Saturday night, in the 70s, cruisin' Central Ave. in the meanest street machine built.
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Same here, driving the circuit in 300 year old Allentown, Pa!
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Can you take your nerdy star trek crap to another site?
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Can you take your nerdy star trek crap to another site?
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cream pies for miles and all my friends there to have a 3 Stooges style classic pie in the face fight!
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Let's just say that I have very... eclectic and peculiar tastes and that if I shared my "truth" here on GLP, it would only get me another IP ban and I'd have to take 45 seconds to change my IP address on my router again so.

But man, it would be fun! All the immorality and none of the legal ramifications or public shame.
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But, after a while it would get boring. What makes those things (which you can't mention) so interesting and exciting to you is the very fact of their being taboo in "polite" society. A holodeck would allow a person to have every wish granted, every want satisfied, everything imagined to become reality in a safe, non-threatening way.

Then what would be left?
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Half naked orion slave girls making sandwiches and pies in a beach house with a hot tub
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I would have the original Hagia Sofia, chanting, incense, and a library full of the books of the Holy Fathers. May as well do something productive, right guys?
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I honestly can't think of anything. The only thing missing from my real life is some relatives I loved and all the dear pets I lost and loved.

So maybe that, but it still wouldn't be the same-not the real deal. Some things, the important things, can never be imitated.
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I would most certainly create a killer cyborg programmed to hunt down any and all imbeciles so limited in creativity and cognitive function that they deem it cute to say..."SAMMICHES".

Although OP is essentially now a "Sammich Conner", he has time still, as the Sammichnator is programmed to give utmost priority to those who double dip in the Rotel of Retardation and actually, truly think it's called a "Grill Cheese".
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My own secluded private tropical island with dining of course..kayaks boating scuba diving in crystal clear waters all the fresh fruit and veggies you can imagine..
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A hundred duck sized horses
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if i had only those two choices in the title i would def go for the sandwiches and start handing them out to anyone who wanted some.

easy.
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A bucket to store my spilled seed... Among other thing





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