City of San Francisco creates Poop Patrol..

Poop daddy.

Well this could be a fresh sitcom idea for television. All of the other scenarios have been exhausted.

Dirtiest Job episode

Meanwhile they are probably fielding a special police unit for illegal straw trafficking.

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new signs going up: "Curb your illegal alien."

lolz

will they allow any individuals to simply squat over the scooper as a public service?

Say I'm late for work, need to drop a deuce bad, here comes dude with a shovel. Win win right?

Laughing my dick off!!!

Scoop Dogg.

Perfect job for illegals

Next it will be Rape Patrol and that will be completely normal and accepted.

That's a win.

And then we can donate the collected shit to them and they can build their first house back in Mexico with it.

Well that was disappointing.

I was expecting a highly skilled, heavily trained team equipped with rolled up newspapers to smack the offender on the nose and tell them they are bad!

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San Fransisco is a city that is so Liberal they let people shit on the streets and dedicate tax payer dollars to clean it up..

Let that sink in for a moment folks..

Dirty Harry.

If it were Southern California wouldn't it be 'Dirty Sanchez'?

Californians, where is your pride now?

Always so LA DI DA

Lording it over us plebians on the right coast

About your beautiful weather

And your fashion

HA HA HA HA HA

I can just imagine how that would look on a resume

All fecal matter should be both tested and dna profiled. To be matched to offenders later. Any volunteers to collect shit swabs?

Could even make a good gritty cop show style drama. A remake of Streets of San Francisco perhaps?

Transfering mentally ill people from one side of the country to the other and making them poo on the ground. Is the runoff a biological weapon, or an immunization?

How bout some public toilets?

Next up in SanFran..............CDU's.
Cum Disposal Units.

Just one more sh!tty job...

In San Francisco, that is a volunteer position...

Pay your property taxes now means cash (of course) and now training pads (new). One box per $100 assessment.

Question, where does all of the feces laden, e-coli filled water go to when washing down the sidewalks? Ah, just wash it into the street gutter- out of sight out of mind. Meanwhile, the San Francisco Bay receives untreated sewage water from their storm water inlets and encourages more people to crap on the sidewalk. Disgusting

Two questions:
1. Where is the EPA on this issue?

2. California has the strictest environmental laws in the country. Where are they on this issue? There are many places in California that you cannot even wash a car in your own driveway but apparently it is alright to wash off a poopy filled sidewalk? I give up Somebody needs to sue their ass in court because their shit does not stink right? LMAO

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Phat Daddy, what a great scoop of a story!