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Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...

 
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Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
The poor bird told me she was fondled by him in a sexually aggressive manner.

Oh the Humanity...!
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09/27/2018 11:26 AM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
Your chicken was begging for it, and you know it!
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09/27/2018 11:30 AM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
That was Al Franken



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Get your story straight !
WTH is going on?
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09/27/2018 11:46 AM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
Hell, it was in the 1960's when every young man was looking for a hot chick.
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09/27/2018 11:48 AM

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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
You didn't hear? Thread: Kavanaugh raped a pre-op transsexual roadkill Mexican possum!! In broad daylight!!!
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That thread title is outrageous and misleading! (it didn't happen in daytime)
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
I found a terrified sheep tangled in the fence-wire...

The Horse told me she was being chased by Kavenaugh...
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"I'm here to Chew Bubble-Gum, and Kick-Some-Ass...And I just ran-out of Bubble-Gum..."

[Paraphrase]
From: "They Live"...
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
My Goldfish jumped out of her tank...

After being sexually assaulted by Kavenaugh...
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"I'm here to Chew Bubble-Gum, and Kick-Some-Ass...And I just ran-out of Bubble-Gum..."

[Paraphrase]
From: "They Live"...
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Did he choke your chicken?
When the one great scorer comes to write against your name, he writes not that you won or lost but how you played the game.

The stance and stare of a wolf you find yourself alone with will tell you that he is prepared to treat you as you would treat him. Whether that comforts or frightens you, he has told you all you need know about both.
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Did he choke your chicken?
When the one great scorer comes to write against your name, he writes not that you won or lost but how you played the game.

The stance and stare of a wolf you find yourself alone with will tell you that he is prepared to treat you as you would treat him. Whether that comforts or frightens you, he has told you all you need know about both.
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09/27/2018 12:33 PM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
I thought he was straight, that he didnt go for cocks?
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
My Chicken has been traumatized for life...

My Goldfish nearly died...

And my Sheep, and Horse wont leave the barn...

All because of Kavenaugh....

On top of that...Aliens told me Kavenaugh assaulted their Space-Ship with Asstro-Glide...

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Last Edited by Pez-Elect Blunt-Force-Trauma on 09/27/2018 12:53 PM
Where Blather Vs Godzilla

-RETURNS-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm here to Chew Bubble-Gum, and Kick-Some-Ass...And I just ran-out of Bubble-Gum..."

[Paraphrase]
From: "They Live"...
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
Kavenaugh Horse-Whipped my breakfast...

Now my eggs, bacon, and toast, are unrecognizable...
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Where Blather Vs Godzilla

-RETURNS-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm here to Chew Bubble-Gum, and Kick-Some-Ass...And I just ran-out of Bubble-Gum..."

[Paraphrase]
From: "They Live"...
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09/27/2018 06:49 PM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
That is terrible.
WTH is going on?
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09/27/2018 06:52 PM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
He knocked up my rabbit too, BASTARD!
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09/27/2018 07:16 PM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
Did he dry hump your chickens cooter?
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09/27/2018 07:17 PM
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Re: Kavenaugh Sexually Assaulted My Pet Chicken...
After men rape chickens the chickens run under the house and die.





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