How do I make money on 5.000$

Go to Vegas put it all on black at the roulette table.. Then drive to mexico buy a brick of cocaine then find some young niglettes to sell it for you..

Put in gas tank...drive to work

A next PC build it is then along with a CDL

You realize your post says $5 ?

Go to dollar tree, get some make up, and shampoo.
Make yourself look very sexy and go to the strip club and audition
WHo knows, they could pick you :p

Ive got ideas guaranteed to work
I charge $5000.oo for a thinking for other people consultation

Invest it in Bitcoin

5000? Do you have a hobby or business, something you really like? I would do something real, from crafting to photography to desktop publishing to anything that you dream of. Buy a loom and weave. Or invest in some basic equipment and camera's and make them all full spectrum and sell them.

Start an organization.

Live your dream.

Maybe its to escape. 5000 can get a good second hand RV.

Put the whole lot on XRP bro, sell the wife while you at it too. XRP will be wife changing soon.