In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you.


You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good.

You do NOT need to use several wads of TP.