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Yew User ID: 75758325 United States 01/29/2019 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | any documentation to suggest what you're saying about those individuals is true? my friend was a house sitter for a super overweight dude who had an iphone shaped blister on his body from him being immobile. dude got millions of dollars from apple for not going public about the 'iphone' burn which may or may not have just been a bed sore I.e. if that tumor was in the shape of a phone, that's an EASY case that apple would very likely pay hush money for. prove it, get your friend the money so she can get that shit taken care of Last Edited by Yew on 01/29/2019 08:51 AM [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Satire is one of the few forms of protected speech we can use to, well, speak. Everything i say is satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Not a single communication to, from, associated with, or connected to this IP address in any fashion whatsoever, at any point in time (past, present and future), is intended to convey fact. This disclaimer proves everything I type is satire and meant to entertain other people ONLY. Any data which appears to convey a fact or truth is 100% purely unintentional and should only be construed as a playful attempt to joke, provide satire, or entertain. I am not liable for any information that has been, in any way, connected to this computer, IP address, network or person. |
Yew User ID: 75758325 United States 01/29/2019 08:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | keep phones on other side of room while you sleep. it's healthy to not push snooze anyway. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Satire is one of the few forms of protected speech we can use to, well, speak. Everything i say is satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Not a single communication to, from, associated with, or connected to this IP address in any fashion whatsoever, at any point in time (past, present and future), is intended to convey fact. This disclaimer proves everything I type is satire and meant to entertain other people ONLY. Any data which appears to convey a fact or truth is 100% purely unintentional and should only be construed as a playful attempt to joke, provide satire, or entertain. I am not liable for any information that has been, in any way, connected to this computer, IP address, network or person. |
Concorde Warrior F-BVFA User ID: 77308408 France 01/29/2019 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - Jonathan was a friend of mine at University. he loved technology. He was one of the first people to get an Iphone. Passes out on a flight across the Pacific. Arriving in Australia they find a brain cancer the size of a cricket ball in his head. Dead a few months later. Quoting: Anonymous Cowarcl - Friend of the local supermarket supervisor - Given an Iphone by parents for her 18th birthday. Never wanted to miss a call so she put it under her pillow at night. 15 months later she has brain cancer in the same place and shape as the Iphone in her brain. She is due to die soon. - Zana from university - also dead - same story. About a dozen friends from university, all with mobile phones, all dead. I am still alive - and I am one of the 1 in 11 adults in Canada who does not have a mobile phone whatsoever. I never had a mobile phone. I never smoked a single cigarette in my life. I eat 80% organic food. All this does not mean I am not going to die from cancer. My mother is 99 and going strong. She is manipulative and evil as f*ck and a hater. Doesn't mean I will reach such an old age. So many factors coming into consideration. I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
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