I'm the Asteroid approaching Earth at 29000 mph, AMA

Funny... but in all seriousness, I've just had a dream of small meteorites hitting us here on Earth..

Lots of small ones at first then a huge one hitting near the Indian ocean causing a lot of catastrophic events to happen such as a tsunami and changing the colour of the ocean around it some...

Very strange dream...

I had a dream I was fighting off a bunch of cute furry cats that tried to kill me.

I was kicking and stomping them but they would never die.

I don't remember what happened later.

Then... go away!

only 0.3 AU (45 million km) away

I'll bat your ass back where you come from, fella!

lol