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Why do you need an "assault rifle"?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why do you need to tell a fellow law abiding adult what to do?
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
I don't need one.

I have a high-calber cannon in my pants.
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Doesn't count if it shoots blanks.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
This question often comes up when considering attempts by Congress to pass unconstitutional gun ban legislation. The answer, given any honest historical context, is self-evident.

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 Quoting: Texas Secede


I am fairly certain that the Venezuelan featured prominently eating out of a GARBAGE truck could convince you that he NEEDS an assault rifle to restore his freedom, and his ability to eat. (fun fact - Venezuelans guns were OUTLAWED 7 years ago, they were REQUIRED to turn them in. How sheepy of them.. ( [link to www.bbc.com (secure)] ). Just proves that socialism is a FAILURE , and I will never give up my weapons as the USA has nutjob 'democrat socialist' running a train on the country.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
They should actually be reclassified as defense rifles.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
People should have equal access to military grade firearms in order to defend themselves and our nation from a tyrannical government and any criminal aggressor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53651439


And you wonder why normal society thinks gun nuts are...nuts!

Do you want a nuclear submarine and satellites also? How about some armed drones and an aircraft carrier?!
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Libtards are far from "normal society".
 Quoting: Weyoun


According to paranoid retards.
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Yes exactly, libtards
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
You dont

A handgun and a one shot rifle will suffice.

Unless your a redneck knee slappin yeehawing hillbilly who wears fatigues around town and fucks chickens
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Still hurtin over that ass kickin in 1776? LOL!
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Should have not helped these fuctards out during WW2
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Here ya go OP

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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why would anyone need a gun?
 Quoting: Icey


To kill people silly

cheers
 Quoting: Malu nli


Why would anyone want to kill someone?
 Quoting: Icey


When they are trying to kill you, you fucking retarded snowman wannabe
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03/06/2019 06:13 PM
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Because i hate reloading all the time!
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^^^^FUCKING THIS^^^^
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why would anyone need a gun?
 Quoting: Icey


1. I don't know if anyone would ever need a gun, but if they did, I would expect that only a gun would do.
2. You need a gun to kill people who would try to take away your gun.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
there is no such thing.
It is just a make-believe-word, a New Speak Word. These words will abound, once The New World Order takes over the World.
In the name of FatherGod get the psychopaths out of our govt, before they get our guns, and we are left as a
de-clawed, clawless, cat dying in the gutter of its wounds and starvation.- and so our helpless children.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why would anyone need a gun?
 Quoting: Icey


To kill people silly

cheers
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Why would anyone want to kill someone?
 Quoting: Icey


Well if you ever leave your mommies basement, maybe you'll find out. pick
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why would anyone need a gun?
 Quoting: Icey


To kill people silly

cheers
 Quoting: Malu nli


Why would anyone want to kill someone?
 Quoting: Icey


Ask aborted unborn babies...
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why would anyone need a gun?
 Quoting: Icey


To kill people silly

cheers
 Quoting: Malu nli


Why would anyone want to kill someone?
 Quoting: Icey


Ask aborted unborn babies...
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
This question often comes up when considering attempts by Congress to pass unconstitutional gun ban legislation. The answer, given any honest historical context, is self-evident.

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 Quoting: Texas Secede


Because fuck you. The only reason ever needed.

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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
To DEFEND yourself from Other people with assult rifles possibly shooting in your direction.

Unless these anti gun idiots can give me a better optiont then FUCK YOU!

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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
This question often comes up when considering attempts by Congress to pass unconstitutional gun ban legislation. The answer, given any honest historical context, is self-evident.

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 Quoting: Texas Secede


Because fuck you. The only reason ever needed.

Black Rifles Matter
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
I don't own an assault rifle. I own an ArmaLite AR-15 for home defense, primarily against coyotes.
 Quoting: RedHeadedStepChild


if you seriously have an Armalite or a Colt and it isn't beat up. clean it, pack it in military rifle grease wrap it up and stick it in an airtight pvc pipe its worth serious money. then go buy a palmetto state armory substitute and use that against coyotes.

they go up about 12 percent a year in value. my colt car never fired is now worth about 2800.00. i paid 410 for it in 1985. have an hk 91 bought it for 480 in 1981. never fired is now worth about 3500.00.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Crazy U.K. wanker is probably using muskets and butter knives for his home defense.
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Terrorist infiltration maybe.

This is Canada but similar radicals are massing in the US.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
No such animal as an assault rifle. A rifle just sits there unless someone is using.

Assault rifle is a made up term to scare people.

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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
I don't own an assault rifle. I own an ArmaLite AR-15 for home defense, primarily against coyotes.
 Quoting: RedHeadedStepChild


if you seriously have an Armalite or a Colt and it isn't beat up. clean it, pack it in military rifle grease wrap it up and stick it in an airtight pvc pipe its worth serious money. then go buy a palmetto state armory substitute and use that against coyotes.

they go up about 12 percent a year in value. my colt car never fired is now worth about 2800.00. i paid 410 for it in 1985. have an hk 91 bought it for 480 in 1981. never fired is now worth about 3500.00.
 Quoting: stormsailor


What about Smith and Wesson? I got it pretty cheap from my mom in law when dad in law passed away. It's the original one, not 2.0.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Every shoot an M16??

It's amazing! What a rifle!

That's why I need one.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Because when China attacks, I will be able to help repeal the Attack. What a dump question!
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This.

God gave me the right to keep and bear arms. Not man. The constitution merely underlines our God given right to keep and bear arms. The liberal communists do not have more power than God. Therefore, anything they write on a piece of paper means absolutely nothing to me.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Personally I feel like it's nobody's fuckin business why I want to purchase anything that I can legally buy and own. In fact it's my business of why I buy anything legal OR not.


Pffft...why?


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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
Why would anyone need a gun?
 Quoting: Icey


Because we live in a world of would-be tyrants and liberals.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
'Need' has absolutely zero to do with it.

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Dont worry soon your hero will look into this and remove your guns as threats of state and thus gain more control over your lifes as cattle...
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Funny ^^^ coming from a Canucktard.
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Re: Why do you need an "assault rifle"?
This question often comes up when considering attempts by Congress to pass unconstitutional gun ban legislation. The answer, given any honest historical context, is self-evident.

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 Quoting: Texas Secede


Insurance policy! Some people prefer an insurance policy that they have immediate access to when needed. A policy that doesn't require reliance on someone else for help. Because this is still America where we are free to protect ourself if necessary. Not a socialist country where we are required to have others protect us.
 Quoting: Clair_Voyant


Ahh, damn.
That's how they'll get the guns.

No homeowners policy if a firearm in the house.
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Insurance Agent: "Do you have any firearms in the house?"

Homeowner: "No."





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