We are The Dark Lodge. You may ask us questions.

How fast can you dodge a wrench?

About as fast as anyone else.

Didnt pay the Utility Co?

What rank is Beto O'Rourke in your coven?

Can you dodge traffic while blindfolded?

Scrapbook post!

We pay no one. Heck, for all intents and purposes, we ARE the utility company.

No, we cannot.

He is not one of us.

Too bad, you can't be on the dodgeball team.

Practice makes perfect.

Who turned out the lights?

So you've been watching too much Twin Peaks and now you wish it was real and you were a part of it. T.V has ruined you.

We appreciate your consideration.

In the literal sense - no one.
In the figurative sense - we did.

Trump es ballon naranja! No solo traeremos muchos bebés con nuestras mujeres. Traeremos chihuahuas embarazadas con camadas muy grandes y liberaremos a los perros pequeños en toda la tierra. Pronto serán la especie de perro alfa en tierra gringa. Vamos a superar tanto al hombre como a la bestia perro. ¡Escupir!

TV is just one arm of our power grid.

Trump has played his role FAR better than we ever imagined he could. We are very proud of him.

David Racock or Kandek

Who wins in a barbed wire ladder match?

Salute, brother!

Folks, you have an opportunity here for truth and answers. Don't squander it.

Ok..so the power is out and you are stuck.

I will send you a crowbar and a flashlight~

Good Luck:)

is the planet really running out of oil and other resources culminating in a population die off in the next 50 to 100 years ??

What kind of doom can we expect in the future?

Do you only eat off the dollar menu?

Who built the pulsars?

Who is the empty seat at the table for?

What's behind the door in the red room?

I got banned awhile ago when the rof thread was still up, so let's see how this goes..

Lame.

Oil is more plentiful than you could imagine
But regardless our processes make it inherently toxic so we should stop using them for the right reason

Heck?

OP, are Jake and Reymega Truth two evil inventions from your Dark Lodge? GLP Golems?