I am The Copenhagen Bandit, ask me anything....

YOU APOLOGIZE TO NOT ONLY ME, BUT MY MOM. RIGHT NOW, SIR!!!!! MY MOM DOES NOT HAVE BALLS, I JUST SAW HER NAKED JUST A BIT AGO WHEN WE MADE LOVE. NO BALLS!!!!!

I like this post as it created a memory. We use to call them arse bandits way back then. Bum boi yet another term of endearment as I remember my old ma trying to explain as to two "different" people in my parish...

You just tell yer daddy if they say something you think strange. No one messed with my old man...

I like the term bottomboi (boy) the way as I will use it in future ref...

Ye be missin a lotta things methinks there OP...

Missing 4,000 methinks...Fooks, no fooks but I daresay I would not like to have the ass you have to gain 4,000...

Saved pilgrim...Saved...

Now fook off like I give a fook.

APOLOGIZE TO ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if I currently have both chilling in the fridge staying fresh? Can I be the Skoalpenhagen Bandit?

My mom and I just finished having sex, as we lay here naked and exhausted she wanted me post this: APOLOGIZE TO US BOTH. ESPECIALLY YOU LHPAUL, APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!

WHY ARE YOU POSTING A ANIMATED GRPHIVSGHLM APOLOGIZE NOW

As you sit there with children streaming down your chin.

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YOU ARE A BUTTHOLE!!! APOLOGIZE TO ME, please. End this. Sphere is the trash and tewry

I HATE YOU ALL!!!! IM A COMEDIAN AND SHIT AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE LAUGH AND YALL WANNA MAKE FUN OF MY NAME AND SHIT. S rghujnnvRUDE!!!!

I peed out of my butt, oh yes, I did it. Felt like I had to poop and sat on toilet and peed our my butt!

APOLOGIZE! 140,000 followers, perform at Alf out shows. IM ABOG DEAL!

bog deal

EXCUSE ME, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?????? STOP LAUGHING AND APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! IM THE COPENHAGEN BANDIT!!!!

ANSWER ME NOW YOU SCUMBAG... WHY ARE YOU POSTING ANIMATED GRAPHICAL LAUGHING IMAGES?????????

BY THE TIME IM DONE EATING MY BEEFARONI I EXPECT TO SEE SOME APOLOGIES TO ME!!!!

IM ON MY SECOND BOWLOF BEEFARONI. AND I STILL DO NOT SEE MY APOLOGY!!!! APOLOGIZE NOW!!!

YOU DIRTY BLACK APES NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!

I DEMAND YOU ALL TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME VERY MAD!!!!!!

LHPAUL, APOLOGIZE TO ME SIR!!!!!!

Can't right now. Im at work.

YOU APOLOGIZE TO ME OR YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!

APOLOGIZE NOW!!!!!

LHPAUL, IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST, I COMMAND YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

LHPAUL

LHPAUL, I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT AND IT HAD YOUR NAME ALL OVER IT. I DIDNT EVEN WASH MY HANDS AFTER WIPING MY ASS! APOLOGIZE NOW SIR!!!!!!!

A recap... I am The Copenhagen Bandit, I’m a comedian and I’m funny as fuck! I have 140,000 followers on Facebook and perform at sold out shows. I’m kind of a big deal.