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Man Banned For Life From Gym For Masturbating Near Squatting Woman

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2019 12:09 PM
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its not illegal but companies can ban people for any reason or no reason. how about my anaconda song with a billion views on youtube but not censored ?? shame america is turning into family friendly hellhole
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#MYBODYMYCHOICE
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05/22/2019 12:12 PM
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Thats right fellas! Stop taking out the trash and mowing the lawn for women until our weenies are no longer looked at as evil little sperm guns!
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05/22/2019 12:12 PM
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Just for the record, that wasn't me.

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05/22/2019 12:25 PM
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he actually should be in jail. Just saying
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05/22/2019 12:29 PM

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A man has been banned for life from going to Virgin gyms for masturbating while watching a woman doing squats.

Yes, you read that right. A real grown man thought it was appropriate to touch himself in the middle of a public space, when a woman was just trying to exercise.

The scene was filmed by another gym member, who was rightfully shocked and disgusted to see this horrific behaviour.

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Another trump supporter doing what they do.
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05/22/2019 12:30 PM

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what was this fag thinking? he's gonna bust a nut in his stupid little gym shorts, then walk around with a wet spot that everyone can see? What an asshole.
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lmao
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05/22/2019 12:46 PM
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Quite frankly it's the woman's fault. Go to an all-female gym if you want to look sexy. Sweat, tears, piss, shit and ugly. That's what a real gym is like.
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05/22/2019 12:47 PM
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Jesus FUCK! Look at that DONK! I'd jerk it too! Just, not there, that's gross. But good GAWD! And thats the problem, women are giving their butts too much attention. It causes a chemical reaction in the man's brain, that for some, is almost too much to contemplate, and causes a chain reaction, and then... systematic overload. I must stop, too much obsession with the ass, and you might be consumed by the ass - FOREVER
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05/22/2019 12:53 PM
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every time a male gets aroused, he makes jizz. some guys dont release their jizz as often as other guys. if they save it up, it is thicker and doesnt shoot as far and has a bitter taste that females complain about all the time.
however, when it is released at least once a day, then the fresher jizz is runnier and shoots far back into a females throat where it is easier to swallow and has a sweeter taste to it.
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05/22/2019 12:54 PM

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every time a male gets aroused, he makes jizz. some guys dont release their jizz as often as other guys. if they save it up, it is thicker and doesnt shoot as far and has a bitter taste that females complain about all the time.
however, when it is released at least once a day, then the fresher jizz is runnier and shoots far back into a females throat where it is easier to swallow and has a sweeter taste to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77664259


Are you a man or a woman?
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05/22/2019 12:55 PM
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he actually should be in jail. Just saying
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If you are out on the highway and spot a clearing to empty your bladder. If spotted you can be put on the sexual offenders list.
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05/22/2019 12:57 PM
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GLP sad that it’s a white guy
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At least he's not a gay black dude, you raciss MF'er
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2019 01:14 PM
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Guess Brief will need to find a new place to work out
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lmao
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He doesn't have the equipment to make it work.
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05/22/2019 01:14 PM
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Damn Chip! Didn't watch it but did look it up.

San Diego prosecutors quietly charged him months ago and recently sentenced him to three years of probation and counseling. He will not have to register as a sex offender and he’s already voluntarily surrendered his security license.
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Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2019 01:28 PM
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Why are we bashing men exactly? Men have penises and maybe he was adjusting himself so as not to be embarrassed when standing. Maybe he was uncomfortable in his gym shirt area. How DARE you folks judge! Especially sexist women have no business commenting on this!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9983835


What's the old quote...shake it once, shake it twice...third time you're playing with it.

That guy is jacking it, clearly.
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I empathize....billclinton1
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The guy wasclearly inappropriate... It's just crazy... She might be married... etc.. and doesn't need to see that.

On the same token, why is it that society allows women to look as sexy as possible... while men just have to stuff it? How is this fair?

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05/22/2019 01:47 PM
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Quite frankly it's the woman's fault. Go to an all-female gym if you want to look sexy. Sweat, tears, piss, shit and ugly. That's what a real gym is like.
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Thats why I work out at home. It doesnt cost much to build a home gym
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2019 01:49 PM
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every time a male gets aroused, he makes jizz. some guys dont release their jizz as often as other guys. if they save it up, it is thicker and doesnt shoot as far and has a bitter taste that females complain about all the time.
however, when it is released at least once a day, then the fresher jizz is runnier and shoots far back into a females throat where it is easier to swallow and has a sweeter taste to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77664259


How would you know what semen tastes like???? that is so gay
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2019 01:50 PM
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But it's OK for women to walk around basically naked sticking their asses out like that?

Besides, all the guy has to do is to claim that he hurt his balls doing a lift and felt like he herniated himself and was grabbing on out of pain. Prove otherwise.
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05/22/2019 01:54 PM

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Oh Hawk-0 I warned you about this!!!

Cruise

Use the showers next time
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05/22/2019 02:00 PM
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These cock-teasing whores and yoga pants and tight butts need to be confined to a women's section of the gym
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05/22/2019 02:03 PM
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I wonder what would happen if a guy walked around with tight yoga pants where you could see his large erect penis? He's probably be hauled off, but women get away with the same kind of shit, right down to camel toes, without drawing a peep of protest. You're a misogynist if you have any problem with that, right?
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05/22/2019 02:09 PM
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Guess Brief will need to find a new place to work out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70805470


Brief does not just go to gyms, he owns them. He is just so rich money falls from the sky to him. Oh and you are poor so that makes him better than you. If you don't believe it just read his posts.
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05/22/2019 02:21 PM
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He works out with these....
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2019 02:22 PM
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Masturbating is a normal, healthy, human thing to do, and every healthy man does it. Why make a big deal out of it? Why should we hate ourselves? And who wants us to hate our own humanity?
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I think you kinda missed the point. Of course, it's normal, but we can't have guys just wanking off whenever the urge hits. You don't honestly think public masturbation is okay, do you?
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Just wait for it, they'll try and say he's being discriminated against for doing this in public. Up is down, left is right. This is the new normal.
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05/22/2019 02:22 PM
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GLP sad that it’s a white guy
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Yeah....And???

It’s probably a Democrat though
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05/22/2019 02:24 PM
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Masturbating is a normal, healthy, human thing to do, and every healthy man does it. Why make a big deal out of it? Why should we hate ourselves? And who wants us to hate our own humanity?
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Location, location, location.
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05/22/2019 02:27 PM
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Probably a relative of creepy Joe, former vice president.
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05/22/2019 02:33 PM
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A man has been banned for life from going to Virgin gyms for masturbating while watching a woman doing squats.

Yes, you read that right. A real grown man thought it was appropriate to touch himself in the middle of a public space, when a woman was just trying to exercise.

The scene was filmed by another gym member, who was rightfully shocked and disgusted to see this horrific behaviour.

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 Quoting: HAWK-03


If this were Italy, he would be "good to go" and OK with yanking his crank in public. crazy!

So Public Masturbation Is No Longer A Crime In Italy
(CNN)Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors.

The decision came down from the Italian Supreme Court -- La Corte di Cassazione -- in the case of a 69-year-old man, identified only as "PL," who was caught masturbating in Catania, a city on Sicily's east coast.....
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05/22/2019 02:35 PM
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Why are we bashing men exactly? Men have penises and maybe he was adjusting himself so as not to be embarrassed when standing. Maybe he was uncomfortable in his gym shirt area. How DARE you folks judge! Especially sexist women have no business commenting on this!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9983835


He was taking video of her ass and jacking to it.
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