on a cruise ship right now ask me anything

why are you such a gay bitch that takes it up the ass for?

About 10 minutes after I shake your hand.

If you somehow manage to fall off an upper deck of your comfortable cruise ship into the churning, cold, merciless, shark infested ocean do you think you would survive, or would your bones be picked clean at the ocean's salty bottom?

I would not last long. Hyperthermia would get me after a few minutes.

Have you had cruise sex, yet?

Anyway, that's what I heard the cruises are really for.

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You know that you will be seasick after you get off the boat, right?

Ketchikan has a lot of amazing art. If you get a chance, visit Kooteeyaa Koffee House in Saxman. A couple of my aurora borealis paintings are hiding in there.
Also, please visit Father Dave and my wonderful friends at St. John's Episcopal Church. It looks like a gingerbread house in downtown Ketch.

You would quickly overheat??

You must have an odd physiology.

who will you be tossing off the balcony?

I big on coffee, I will give it a try if the logistics work. Thanks.

hypothermia, thanks for pointing that out

Never had issues finding it on terra firme

Are you ready for the quarantine conditions?

Enjoy your cruise OP! Keep your eyes open for UFOs!

We've cruised the Caribbean many times and always had a great time. I hope you're having a lovely trip.

Since we homeschool our daughter, we can go in off-seasons for about half the peak price -- and few other kids. (I don't much like other people's kids, just sayin'. Ours is well-behaved and an adventurous traveler, which is why others annoy us so much.)

Since school is still in for a couple more weeks, you saved money and avoided the circus. Good call, OP.

Enjoy!

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The food is the best. Last one o came back and my gi tract was fixed right for about 6 months.

Are the Kneegrowes as rude and nasty on the ship, as they are back home???

How hard is it to get laid by a hot girl?

Do they have any pay for play girls?

There's very little point in wasting weeks on the water in your cabin unless your guaranteed sex and a lover every night all night.

Eating can be done anywhere, and youtube is free.

whats the chances of acoring with a female (2 tits a hole and a heartbeat) less the 35 years old and less than 150lbs??

Any iceberg near by ??
Remember, children and women first !

Ah, your on a swingers cruise. Next time don’t believe the ad pics.

How does the internet work on the ship?

-Only in your room?

-How does the ship - 'ship in' the internet?

-Is it good internet? Like for YouTube or a Streaming service, like Netflix or Skype?

I believe it is satellite, and it is very slow. Almost dial-up slow. Some area of the ship do not have good wifi reception. There is also a computer lounge where you can use the internet with their computers.

thanks

Cruise ships are floating petri dishes... Very strange stuff growing on that mattress you sleeping on and in the food you eating.
Nothing like a good heat lamp buffet...

Being an engineer, my curiosity would be about the propulsion system.

Do they allow tours?

Diesel / Electric or Gas Turbine?

Are the reduction gears manufactured by DeLaval? [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Apparently OP was a liar!

No reply. SMH

There is no such thing as role-play.

Only truth or lies.

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