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Jack Black on refusing the Illuminati: 'They kill you, and they clone you.'

 
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Jack Black just happens to be one of those unique performers whose style can't be replicated. There are only a few of those like Bill Murray and Jerry Seinfeld. Your explanation is nonsense.
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Jerry didn't need to be replaced.

Observational comedy went out of style.


You are the one talking nonsense.


Simple Hollywood business.
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All stand-up comedy is observational comedy. iamwith
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Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
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Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
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Jerry didn't need to be replaced.

Observational comedy went out of style.


You are the one talking nonsense.


Simple Hollywood business.
 Quoting: Adytum


All stand-up comedy is observational comedy. iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
 Quoting: Adytum


Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
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Re: Jack Black on refusing the Illuminati: 'They kill you, and they clone you.'
The comment doesn't strike me as a joke. My question is if people like him know this stuff is going on, why don't they come out seriously against it? How hard is it to stand against murder?


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What happened to Captain Morgan?
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Re: Jack Black on refusing the Illuminati: 'They kill you, and they clone you.'
The stoned Carl Sagin memes are really disgraceful to his legacy.
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Jack Blacks Prayer to his dear dark Lord Satan
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Jack Black (Tenacious D) Admits to Selling his Soul to the Devil on the Tonight Show
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Re: Jack Black on refusing the Illuminati: 'They kill you, and they clone you.'
If there is one thing the Hebrews are good at, it is knock-offs.


Look at the garment industry.

Same thing.
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Simple logic proves you're wrong. The entertainment industry has to try to minimize expenses just like all businesses do. However, they routinely pay stars $20 million to $30 million a movie because what those stars do can't be done by anyone else.

Hollywood wouldn't be wasting money if the stars could be replaced. Hollywood has no choice, and that proves you're wrong.
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putin
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George Clooney is the highest-paid actor in the world, having earned $239 million between June 1, 2017 and June 1, 2018. According to Forbes, Clooney made roughly twice as much as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the second highest-paid actor, during this time period.
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Do you believe Hollywood will pay someone like George Clooney $239 million in a year if they could just get a replacement and pay them comparatively nothing? wtf
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The stoned Carl Sagin memes are really disgraceful to his legacy.
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carl sagan was one of the worst things to ever happen to the human race. Everything he thought was right or supported will eventually turn out to be wrong.

Everything that he espoused in science, will be proven to be a lie made up to support the bullshit that come out of main stream science.

One of these days his words will be studied, flipped 180 degrees and then discovered that is where the truth is.

He will be found out to be worse than evil itself.
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All stand-up comedy is observational comedy. iamwith
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Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
 Quoting: Adytum


Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
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 Quoting: Adytum


That's called performance art not stand-up comedy.
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If there is one thing the Hebrews are good at, it is knock-offs.


Look at the garment industry.

Same thing.
 Quoting: Adytum


Simple logic proves you're wrong. The entertainment industry has to try to minimize expenses just like all businesses do. However, they routinely pay stars $20 million to $30 million a movie because what those stars do can't be done by anyone else.

Hollywood wouldn't be wasting money if the stars could be replaced. Hollywood has no choice, and that proves you're wrong.
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putin
 Quoting: Adytum


George Clooney is the highest-paid actor in the world, having earned $239 million between June 1, 2017 and June 1, 2018. According to Forbes, Clooney made roughly twice as much as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the second highest-paid actor, during this time period.
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Do you believe Hollywood will pay someone like George Clooney $239 million in a year if they could just get a replacement and pay them comparatively nothing? wtf
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$239 million is nothing to Hollywood elites.
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Clone doesn't mean in this case what people think it means, but he is telling the truth.
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Could be a personality wipe or a body double or something.
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The stoned Carl Sagin memes are really disgraceful to his legacy.
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I don't think ole Saggin' Carl would appreciate that

:sagansmoke:
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:SaganWhat::glassesoffloop:
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If this is true, it makes every other topic on GLP kind of irrelevant. Who cares about what world leaders are doing if they're all controlled clones?

This explanation makes the most sense to me.


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Look at Joe Biden, he looks weird. His eyes look weird, compare it to a decade ago, and he has this weird "glow" almost to his eyes.
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The stoned Carl Sagin memes are really disgraceful to his legacy.
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He was born stoned.
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The stoned Carl Sagin memes are really disgraceful to his legacy.
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I don't think ole Saggin' Carl would appreciate that

:sagansmoke:
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1rof1
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159 acting credits on IMDB

To whom do you think he said 'no'?
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Definitely not his Mohel or Bar Mitzvah cantor.
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The stoned Carl Sagin memes are really disgraceful to his legacy.
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And?
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Simple logic proves you're wrong. The entertainment industry has to try to minimize expenses just like all businesses do. However, they routinely pay stars $20 million to $30 million a movie because what those stars do can't be done by anyone else.

Hollywood wouldn't be wasting money if the stars could be replaced. Hollywood has no choice, and that proves you're wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


putin
 Quoting: Adytum


George Clooney is the highest-paid actor in the world, having earned $239 million between June 1, 2017 and June 1, 2018. According to Forbes, Clooney made roughly twice as much as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the second highest-paid actor, during this time period.
[link to www.cnbc.com (secure)]

Do you believe Hollywood will pay someone like George Clooney $239 million in a year if they could just get a replacement and pay them comparatively nothing? wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


$239 million is nothing to Hollywood elites.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20099604


The major movie studios are all corporations which means they're bound by law to maximize profits. They have no choice but to minimize expenses as much as possible. They must try and pay their employees as little as possible just like all other corporations. chuckle
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Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
 Quoting: Adytum


Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921



 Quoting: Adytum


That's called performance art not stand-up comedy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


It's genius.


It's timeless.


Jerry drinking coffee in cars?


Who watches that?
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Jerry didn't need to be replaced.

Observational comedy went out of style.


You are the one talking nonsense.


Simple Hollywood business.
 Quoting: Adytum


All stand-up comedy is observational comedy. iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
 Quoting: Adytum


Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


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Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
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 Quoting: Adytum


That's called performance art not stand-up comedy.
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It's genius.


It's timeless.


Jerry drinking coffee in cars?


Who watches that?
 Quoting: Adytum


That was a worthless tangent. I'll try again:

Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
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Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
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 Quoting: Adytum


That's called performance art not stand-up comedy.
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It's genius.


It's timeless.


Jerry drinking coffee in cars?


Who watches that?
 Quoting: Adytum


Kaufman was hated by the comedy establishment.

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All stand-up comedy is observational comedy. iamwith
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Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
 Quoting: Adytum


Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921



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That's performance art not stand-up comedy. That person is playing a character for comedic effect.
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 Quoting: Adytum


That's called performance art not stand-up comedy.
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It's genius.


It's timeless.


Jerry drinking coffee in cars?


Who watches that?
 Quoting: Adytum


Kaufman was hated by the comedy establishment.


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And that's why I still love what he did.


And it is comedy, and not no observational comedy.

"Low flow toilets.


What's up with that?!"


Honk honk.
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Umm...no.


The 90's called.


They want their material back.
 Quoting: Adytum


Give me an example of stand-up comedy that isn't observational comedy. Please post a video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77242505


That's performance art not stand-up comedy. That person is playing a character for comedic effect.
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No it is extremely clever paraprosdokian absurdism.
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That's called performance art not stand-up comedy.
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It's genius.


It's timeless.


Jerry drinking coffee in cars?


Who watches that?
 Quoting: Adytum


Kaufman was hated by the comedy establishment.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77242505


And that's why I still love what he did.


And it is comedy, and not no observational comedy.

"Low flow toilets.


What's up with that?!"


Honk honk.
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Here's a list of real stand-up comedians:

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Can you give me one example of a stand-up comedy routine by one of them that isn't observational comedy?
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Here's a list of real stand-up comedians:

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Can you give me one example of a stand-up comedy routine by one of them that isn't observational comedy?
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Please note that Andy Kaufman is not on the list because he was not a stand-up comedian. rant
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Here's a list of real stand-up comedians:

[link to wealthygorilla.com (secure)]

Can you give me one example of a stand-up comedy routine by one of them that isn't observational comedy?
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Please note that Andy Kaufman is not on the list because he was not a stand-up comedian. rant
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Or because he didn't play the clown the way the bidness wanted him to?
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OP, you lack imagination and real understanding.

I feel sorry for you.

Watch out for the clones.
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Here's a list of real stand-up comedians:

[link to wealthygorilla.com (secure)]

Can you give me one example of a stand-up comedy routine by one of them that isn't observational comedy?
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Please note that Andy Kaufman is not on the list because he was not a stand-up comedian. rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77705921


Or because he didn't play the clown the way the bidness wanted him to?
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He was a performance artist not a stand-up comedian. He's probably on plenty of "greatest solo performance artists of all time" lists. chuckle
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OP, you lack imagination and real understanding.

I feel sorry for you.

Watch out for the clones.
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You're making this claim because I'm sticking to the widely-accepted definitions of "stand-up comedy" and "performance art." I will not budge on it because to do otherwise is simply lying in my view.

You don't think a line should be drawn between "stand-up comedy" and "performance art", and that's perfectly fine. I understand your argument.





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