I like to think God doesn't lie.

What do you want to know?

That's better.

These Jesus jokes never get old.

Everything you know.. to find out everything, we need everything everyone don't know, so we may all know what the fuck is going on here..

And I have a pretty damn good idea..

How can they? These jokes were just born, and will bore those born from now.. or, will they? I guess, time will tell..

He deceives. Even Jeremiah agreed

O LORD, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived: thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me. Jeremiah 20:7

Cuck off.

And fuck you, I can't believe I fell for this...

It's not Jesus Jokes. This is my jokes and Jesus was before Christ.. Get with the Times..

He doesn’t lie but he created everything right?

No, it seems we all did..

We all did what?

Everything........

I'll consider it, if you Cuck me off first .

God cannot lie, if he did lie he would be Satan, as he is the father of the Lie..

Its impossible for God to lie!

Hebrews 6:18


Hebrews 6:18 New International Version
18 God did this so that, by two unchangeable things in which it is impossible for God to lie, we who have fled to take hold of the hope set before us may be greatly encouraged.

Yes, whatever God says is true..

The nature of reality and God is probably something that humans can't possibly understand. It isn't something that makes sense to us. We were made to not understand it easily.

The real answer to who God is probably falls under this category, something that is difficult for our brains to conceptualize.

Inside of our bodies are trillions of living cells. There are living bacteria all over the surfaces of our teeth, essentially building towns and civilizations. Even healthy teeth have millions of living bacteria on them. Those cells could be experiencing, in their minds, a society that looks exactly like Earth. What if I'm one of those cells, and I'm working to maintain a giant, healthy human? That would mean I'm inside of a human... what if I'm the human? What if you're the human that you're inside of?

Suppose we are all our own Gods. The Earth we experience is nothing more than a matrix, a simulation- and we are living as a cell inside our bodies. I'm a cell inside my own body, and you are a cell inside your body.

This would answer why it seems God only seems to look after a select few of us. He doesn't seem to show obvious enormous signs, but there are signs nonetheless. When we take care of ourselves, by eating healthy, exercising, socializing, having a family unit to fight for, we receive wonderous things. Unprecedented things fall into our lives as if they were miracles from God.

On the contrary, when we abuse our bodies, feel like shit, think negative thoughts, and wallow in pity/shame and all the other negative feelings, we aren't taking care of our cells. In turn, we experience a lot more bullshit and frustrations.

It doesn't make any logical sense. It's a paradoxical theory- how could we possibly be inside of ourselves? One action had to have happened before the other... right?

I think the true nature of God and our reality is along these lines- something that doesn't appear to make any sense at first glance.

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Last Edited by kosuniverse on 07/24/2019 12:51 AM

You mean the demiurge or God?

Sound like you got all that from the story of my life..

God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar

god does not lie. we simply fail to understand

Who told you if you eat of the fruit you will be like God knowing good and bad?... you will die in the day you eat if it...


So God cast them out because they are of the fruit and became like us knowing good and bad... and Adam lived over 900 years...


Yea, I think God lied...